Socks

From Egs Mayhem

The neutrality of this article is disputed.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

Contents 1 Invention: 2 Also, they're evil. 3 Sock Supporters 4 Anti-Sock Activists 5 Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT) 6 Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS) 7 Other

Invention:

Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the bad old days, before anyone knew how to TF themselves into a catkin to keep warm.

Also, they're evil.

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the Owl will use you for legwarmers.

Sock Supporters

These poor fools have been taken in by the socks' lies. Heed not their words.

• TeddVerres
• Kiloku

Anti-Sock Activists

These poor fools fight a noble battle against overwhelming odds.

• VOR
• catldr24

Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)

• Cameo
• AlmostReadytoFly

Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)

It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.

• The Grim
• OzLionHeart
• Piebunny
• Cameo (again)

Other

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