Socks
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| + | Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabatoge the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens. | ||
"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel." | "Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel." | ||
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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabatoge the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.
"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."
Invention:
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the bad old days, before anyone knew how to TF themselves into a catkin to keep warm.
Also, they're evil.
You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the Owl will use you for legwarmers.
Sock Supporters
These fellows suport the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
Anti-Sock Activists
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!
Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)
These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the Sock Empire to cling to their own feet in the name of "peace".
Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.
- The Grim
- OzLionHeart
- Piebunny
- Cameo (again)
