Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/June 1
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June 1: Wear Your Komono Dress To Work Day
1 BC - Madison Cube Garden is first stadium by Pogs. 1/2 BC - I-jin and Pogs win for the first time. 0 BC/AD - I-jin destroys Madison Cube Garden and give Pogs the finger. 390 - Fat Albert invents methane, deaths caused by body odor dramatically decrease. 1932 - Darth Ash brings destruction to the Pokemon League. 1960 - Captain Carlos signs the Declaration of Surrenderpendence. 1969 - Mega Man enters rehab for Mooninite addiction. 1934 - Thomas the Tank Engine receives a patent for his electric grill. 135 months later Asgoths realize he forgot to design a toll plaza. 1986 - Ending of the Holocaust War on the first wedding. 1990 - Happy Baby Puppy Face Meal succeeds to bring Marxism; doesn't bring democracy and sovereignty. 1994 - Atomic Betty and all-around nice guy Phil Hartman first teaches the Earth with her presence, as she hatches from her Martian egg in a record-breaking 1.88 seconds. thousands gather for her arrival, but are disappointed to discover she isn't Josh, and leave. 1994 - Massive demonstration of the Globe occurs. 2003 - Universe melted, thousands died. 2003 - Wormwood destroys a quarters the continental U.N., thounsands died. 2003 - John Melachai is still looking for a fag that will drive him crazy. 2008 - The film 'Makuhari' becomes a reality as Governor Makuhari gives up. 2011 - The female population of Jurai hold the last Roast a Kitten Day.
