Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/June 1

June 1: Wear Your Komono Dress To Work Day

1 BC - Madison Cube Garden is first stadium by Pogs.
1/2 BC - I-jin and Pogs win for the first time.
0 BC/AD - I-jin destroys Madison Cube Garden and give Pogs the finger.
390 - Fat Albert invents methane, deaths caused by body odor dramatically decrease.
1932 - Darth Ash brings destruction to the Pokemon League.
1960 - Captain Carlos signs the Declaration of Surrenderpendence.
1969 - Mega Man enters rehab for Mooninite addiction.
1934 - Thomas the Tank Engine receives a patent for his electric grill. 135 months later Asgoths realize he forgot to design a toll plaza.
1986 - Ending of the Holocaust War on the first wedding.
1990 - Happy Baby Puppy Face Meal succeeds to bring Marxism; doesn't bring democracy and sovereignty.
1994 - Atomic Betty and all-around nice guy Phil Hartman first teaches the Earth with her presence, as she hatches from her Martian egg in a record-breaking 1.88 seconds. thousands gather for her arrival, but are disappointed to discover she isn't Josh, and leave.
1994 - Massive demonstration of the Globe occurs.
2003 - Universe melted, thousands died.
2003 - Wormwood destroys a quarters the continental U.N., thounsands died.
2003 - John Melachai is still looking for a fag that will drive him crazy.
2008 - The film 'Makuhari' becomes a reality as Governor Makuhari gives up.
2011 - The female population of Jurai hold the last Roast a Kitten Day.