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WarioLoaf

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WarioLoaf
Important Dates
Birth June 21st 1991
Death October 10th 2057
Basic Info
Gender Male
Ranking Noble Normal User. Been here for ages and refused a carrier in Sysop-hood
First Edit 00:02, 20 June 2007 MarioWiki Kart
Moves *Horrible Grammer Type Attack
*Umbrella Launcher Sucker punch
Location Database Tower
Likes Comic Books, Movies, Action Figures, and the Computer
Good at Animating (In the process of learning)
Affiliations
Known Organizations *The Mob
*B.I.G 5
Known Acquaintances *Penguin
*Boss Biggis
*Rupert Thorne
*Jabba the Hutt
*Darth Xzelion
Basic Info
Rivals *Penguin
*Kingpin
*Uniju (Resolved)
Allies Nobody
He likes working alone

WarioLoaf was a master crime lord and lied his friends for years while acting good, he really controlled most of the troll activity with the Mastermind Troll.


Known Aliases

  • WL
  • Loafie
  • Wario


Contents

History

WarioLoaf, after Kingpin melted his body

After his parents died in an applesauce disaster of some kind, wario left home heartbroken and took the bus to a bar and got drunk.

He found his way , eventually, to the Super Mario Wiki were he met Knife, Wayoshi, and Paper Jorge (now Super Luigi 821). Tragically his computer broke down with a VIRUS and he was forced to quit his activities there momentarily. Allseemed lost, then he got back on after a week and the virus was history.

He then met Great Gonzo , Plumber, and others when he returned, occasionally, to the wiki and chat room. He did a play called Little Shop of Horrors, hurt his back, and showed the users how he got eaten with a youtube video he showed.

He then started a criminal empire, marring Loafette and doing his criminal business in his "Crime Central"

He was soon overpowered by his lead Hitman, Wilson Fisk , or "the Kingpin". Fisk's laser cane melted his body int oa slug creature. WarioLoaf became the first Hutt jedi. Hutts were victims of laser attacks and whome been melted almost completely.


Video Game Star

WarioLoaf appeared in the following video games as a playable character:

He's strangely absent from Super MarioWiki the game because of expense purposes and that it was heavy on villains.

It is rumored he will appear in Super Smash Bros. Rumble, but there is no evidence to support this.

WarioLoaf in his training by Count Dooku II

User Smash Bros. Attacks

B = Henchman
Side + B = WL Bash
Up + B = WL Pilot
Down + B = Cigar Smoker

Role in QuestPortal

WarioLoaf appears in QuestPortal simply as "Fatman". He is an ordinary guy, but when troubled, his stomach gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and- it's really quite disgusting actually. He can turn into a GIANT BLOB!

Death

Sadly, Jabba the Hutt, WarioLoaf's rival, found Wario training on his grounds with his master, Count Dooku II. His guards beheaded Dooku and Jabba ordered Wario captured alive. Jabba saw his disfigure completion as a way of potentially impersonating him and framing him somehow. he threw him into his giant ape pit and WarioLoaf was eaten alive by the massive ape.

Sources

Official Website

Userpage

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