Will You Delete this File Off My Drive?

From Tyler Zahnke

"Will You Delete this File off my Drive?" is the name of my twentieth comedy bit. It was written on July 4, 2011. It is a parody of "Believe" by Cher. The song is all about operating systems that can't manipulate (or delete) Windows files.

Lyrics

No matter how hard I try, I just can't delete this file off my CF card. They just make it so hard. My system can't find it, It can't get behind it. And after the process is done, The result is zero, not one, oh) Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! What am I supposed to do? Hand this CompactFlash to you? Well, I will do that! I want this folder zapped! My system can't do it! This one won't go through it. Sometimes it works when I reset, But this one's still corrupted yet, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Well, I know Windows can do it. And I want this folder gone. I don't need it anymore. I don't need it anymore. I don't need it anymore. No, I don't need it anymore. Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh! Will you delete this file off my drive? I can see something inside it say, The coding is not of the right kind, oh!

Audio

An audio recording of this comedy bit can be found on the Digital Demo Tape. Take a listen, in medium-quality MP3 format.