Pierre Pascal Lemuar

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Pierre Pascal Lemuar is ex-musician of The Coarse Smell of Burning Decayed Flesh. Exactly he wasn't a real musician, because he couldn't sing and play any instruments. He was one of the band's founder members, but still he hasn't done anything, except found a few names for songs. He is also the inventor of the legendaric masturbating drums, which are published in the end of the song "Jesus cums". When other band members (McPain and Xavier) though he was useless, they and Vyacheslav Mikhailovich ate him to worship Satan. But they couldn't guess that he would rise again from the Hell with Baphomet's bless.

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