Infinite Crisis

From Superdickery

The latest attempt at correcting screwy DC Continuity, Infinite Crisis has also been promised to stop "Superheroes being dicks."

However, seeing as the majority of Superdickery occured during the Silver Age, one may reason that a return to those values, (as some accuse Geoff Johns of doing), may actually increase total amounts of dickery.

Notable for being extremely hated on by forum member Rad McAwesome, however, the general public's reaction so far has been moderately more positive.

As of issue 6, a lot of people are dead, including the modern emo Superboy.

In Issue 7, a new Earth was formed, mixing elements of pre and post Crisis Earth. Wonder Woman now has her invisible jet back, Batman has dropped the dickery down a few notches (and may actually become likeable again), Superman temporarily lost his powers, Superboy Prime is imprisoned by the Green Lantern Corp, and Alexander Luthor was killed by the Joker.

Also, Black Adam is a hero for some reason.

Superboy Prime however, is still alive, and still batshit fucking loco. And also probably more emo than Conner Kent could ever hope to be.

The general consensus is issues 1-6 rocked, but Issue 7 was unecessarily emo and dragged down. And why Superboy Prime is still alive will probably be the subject of a lot of criticism until the next company-wide crossover.

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