Superboy

From Superdickery

A name for several teenage boys who have have helped Superman in his fight against crime-- or fight for dickery, as the case may be.

The original Superboy was actually a young Superman. Despite the fact that he was in the past, he seemed to meet up with his older self a lot. Don't ask me how it works.

The second version was Superboy Prime, which was from the multiverse world Earth Prime. In the current mini-series Infinite Crisis, he is found out to be batshit fucking loco. In Infinite Crisis: Secret Origins, the reason is tied to Superboy Prime growing increasingly insane over being trapped in a realm outside Earth, seemingly powerless to change the massive amounts of dickery he sees being done by the Post-Crisis heroes, (examples include Wonder Woman snapping a guy's neck, Zatanna screwing around with people's minds, and just about everything Batman has done since 1988)

The current version is Kon-El, or Conner Kent as he's now known as. He is a half clone of Superman, who was developed around the time of his death. Originally a comical character, he has grown increasingly emo in the current version of Teen Titans. This is particularly because he found out that he is also half a clone of Lex Luthor. He used to have this kickass costume, but Geoff Johns thought that a superman t-shirt and jeans were a better costume.

Had a short lived relationship with Batgirl, but that thankfully ended before it went too far. Is currently dating Wondergirl, and the two have sex in the Teen Titans Annual.

Unfortunately, Conner died in Infinite Crisis 06 saving the Earth from Alexander Luthor and causing Earth to retcon into a new universe...AGAIN.

However, Robin is currently attempting to re-clone Conner, which caused Fangirls to freak out and say that they are gay for some reason or another. I don't really get the connection either.