Operation Persistent Umlaut
From Plfof
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Overview
On July 12th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by Mink, Marten, Polecat, Lutra, Sable, Weasel & Wolverine bringing home the Garter of Glee from the lair of coolcatana (target indentification: Eternal Exclamation) with only minor incident. The mission reached new logistical heights for the PLFOF and even as the Garter of Glee was being brought to The Shrine a spreading wave of fear could be felt among the opressors. Agent Polecat received The Unpleasent Wedgie Demerit for behavior contradictory to the PLFOF. Agent Marten was awarded a Paperclip Epaulet for the mission.
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Wolverine: We have the target on InfraRed, moving to the left
Marten: Good, good, good *sets down his binoculars* We have acoustics yet?
Sable: Almost, they'll be coming online in a minute
Wolverine: Target is walking to the back, and what a walk
Sable: Are you sure this is going to work?
Wolverine: The first mission went off without a hitch
Sable: *cough, cough*
Wolverine: Close enough, besides, I doubt word made it back to her by now
Sable: Acoustics are up, so they say
Marten: *puts on his headphones* Have them move to the breach point, the rest
of you suit up and wait for my mark.
Weasel: Is this ski mask really necessary?
Marten: *chuckles* Oh, very
Weasel: What's so funny?
Marten: Nothing, the ski mask is to hide your face
Sable: From us that is
Marten: Indubitably
Weasel: Get off my lawn!!
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Polecat: Are you sure that wirey thing is working? Mink: I don't know Polecat: I don't know either Mink: Good enough, come on, this way Polecat: Okay, that's the door, how dow we get in again? Mink: Phy... Marten if we just sweet talk it a little we should be able to get in Polecat: *blink* Mink: He also suggested we bribe it with coffee Polecat: *shrug* It's worth a try. Hello there... um... door Mink: Dory Polecat: Yes... Hello there Dory, how about them Yankees? Mink: Shhh.... we're in Florida, it might be a Devil Rays fan Polecat: Nobody in Florida is a Devil Rays fan, they're all from New York anyways Mink: Good point Sable: What are you two doing?! Polecat: We were just... Mink: He said.... Weasel: *holds up a crowbar and towel* Mink: Oh
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Marten: I have a curtain, repeat, I have a curtain... stand by to breach
Wolverine: Are you sure these strips are strong enough?
Marten: They should be fine, I don't expect that much protesting
Wolverine: *grins and smudges some war paint on his face*
Marten: We have a shower, We have a shower, commence with the breach,
Operation Peristent Umlaut is a go *sets down headphones*
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Sable: It's a go, take it away old man
Weasel: With pleasure *crack*
Polecat: Me first
Mink: Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says you get to go first?
Weasel: *walks in*
Sable: Remember, we get the package out of here first
Polecat: Gotcha *starts shuffling between drawers*
Mink: *checks the laundry pile*
Weasel: Perhaps the closet?
Polecat: Blouses...capris....socks....
Mink: Got it, and it hasn't been washed yet
Sable: Great, you and Polecat get out of here and secure the perimeter
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Marten: We miss much? Wolverine: I hope not Sable: Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two Marten: Great, proceed *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds* Weasel: *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light* Wolverine: Wait for it... Sable: Why hello dear, lovely towel Weasel: Oh now, wait a moment, those words hurt Wolverine: *leads her to the bed* This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt Sable: Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive Marten: *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background* Sable: *wanders off* Wolverine: *ties her hands gently to the bedframe* See, that wasn't so bad Weasel: *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt* Wolverine: That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest Weasel: Now hold still and lean over a bit Wolverine: Exactly *grabs the paddle* Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door Weasel: Awww... *pours himself some abisynth and grabs a screwdriver*
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Marten: Are you set? Sable: All systems go Marten: Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sable: What are you doing?! Marten: *spits up some coffeee* Oh. My. God. Wolverine: I was just spanking.... Marten: No, it's not that, that I get, what about the... Sable: Dress Marten: Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed Sable: Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours Wolverine: I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off Marten: *blinks* Sable: Because that makes it soooo much better Marten: We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self Wolverine: But... Marten: Out!! Sable: *still shaking his head* Marten: Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Mink: What took you guys so long? Polecat: Yeah, we were falling asleep out here Weasel: We ran into a snag *steps aside* In the panty hose Polecat: Oh my Mink: Dear God Marten: You stole the words from my mouth Wolverine: I can explain.... Sable: Here we go again Marten: Not so fast, operations check first... door? Weasel: Fixed Marten: Package? Mink: *dangles from finger* Secured Marten: Acoustics? Polecat: The dohicky? Got it Marten: Camera? Sable: In place on the showerhead Marten: *sighs* Target? Wolverine: Throughly violate Sable: I'd say so, we're burning that dress Weasel: I want a better job next time Polecat: You want a better job?!
TF Panty Raid - Part 7
Lutra: *drives up in the van* So what did I miss? Polecat: Shotgun!! Weasel: Where?! *ducks* Marten: Nothing much, let's get back the Altar as fast a possible Lutra: Right, jump in Wolverine: *jumps into the passenger seat* Lutra: *chuckles* Hello there Miss, have we met?
