Operation Mucosal Wok

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Overview

On August 6th, 2006 Operation Mucosal Wok was launched by Marten, Wolverine, Sable, Badger & Ratel retrieving the Sock of Youth from farquette (target indentification: Slippery Skillet) in a barely legal raid timed to her birthday.

Summary

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1

Marten:     So I've got the chains and two fresh cans of whipped cream, what else did we scrounge up?
Sable:      Alligator clips, compressed air horn, laundry basket, iron skillet, studded paddle, screwdriver, baby powder...
Ratel:      And one medium sized watermelon
Sable:      Yes, and one medium sized watermelon
Badger:     Oh, well let's not forget about that
Wolverine:  How does one size a watermelon?
Badger:     Excuse me?
Wolverine:  I mean what exactly is a medium sized melon, they all seem rather largish
Ratel:      One sizes them against other melons, a cross population comparison if you will
Wolverine:  Oh, okay
Sable:      ...
Badger:     ...
Marten:     Where were we at?
Ratel:      The size of our watermelon
Sable:      No, not that, we were on inventory
Marten:     Okay, let's dump the alligator clips, she was enthused about an initiation but those are sketchy
Wolverine:  *pouts*
Marten:     Drop the basket as well, it's unwieldy, we'll split up the rest once we figure out what we're doing
Badger:     We're keeping the melon?
Marten:     We keep the melon