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TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Wolverine : We have the target on InfraRed, moving to the left
Marten : Good, good, good *sets down his binoculars* We have acoustics yet?
Sable : Almost, they'll be coming online in a minute
Wolverine : Target is walking to the back, and what a walk
Sable : Are you sure this is going to work?
Wolverine : The first mission went off without a hitch
Sable : *cough, cough*
Wolverine : Close enough, besides, I doubt word made it back to her by now
Sable : Acoustics are up, so they say
Marten : *puts on his headphones* Have them move to the breach point, the rest
of you suit up and wait for my mark.
Weasel : Is this ski mask really necessary?
Marten : *chuckles* Oh, very
Weasel : What's so funny?
Marten : Nothing, the ski mask is to hide your face
Sable : From us that is
Marten : Indubitably
Weasel : Get off my lawn!!
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Polecat : Are you sure that wirey thing is working?
Mink : I don't know
Polecat : I don't know either
Mink : Good enough, come on, this way
Polecat : Okay, that's the door, how dow we get in again?
Mink : Phy... Marten if we just sweet talk it a little we should be able to get in
Polecat : *blink*
Mink : He also suggested we bribe it with coffee
Polecat : *shrug* It's worth a try. Hello there... um... door
Mink : Dory
Polecat : Yes... Hello there Dory, how about them Yankees?
Mink : Shhh.... we're in Florida, it might be a Devil Rays fan
Polecat : Nobody in Florida is a Devil Rays fan, they're all from New York anyways
Mink : Good point
Sable : What are you two doing?!
Polecat : We were just...
Mink : He said....
Weasel : *holds up a crowbar and towel*
Mink : Oh
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Marten : I have a curtain, repeat, I have a curtain... stand by to breach
Wolverine : Are you sure these strips are strong enough?
Marten : They should be fine, I don't expect that much protesting
Wolverine : *grins and smudges some war paint on his face*
Marten : We have a shower, We have a shower, commence the breach,
Operation Peristent Umlaut is a go *sets down headphones*
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Sable : It's a go, take it away old man
Weasel : With pleasure *crack*
Polecat : Me first
Mink : Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says you get to go first?
Weasel : *walks in*
Sable : Remember, we get the package out of here first
Polecat : Gotcha *starts shuffling between drawers*
Mink : *checks the laundry pile*
Weasel : Perhaps the closet?
Polecat : Blouses...capris....socks....
Mink : Got it, and it hasn't been washed yet
Sable : Great, you and Polecat get out of here and secure the perimeter
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Marten : We miss much?
Wolverine : I hope not
Sable : Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two
Marten : Great, proceed *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds*
Weasel : *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light*
Wolverine : Wait for it...
Sable : Why hello dear, lovely towel
Weasel : Oh now, wait a moment, those word hurt
Wolverine : *leads her to the bed* This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt
Sable : Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive
Marten : *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background*
Sable : *wanders off*
Wolverine : *ties her hands gently to the bedframe* See, that wasn't so bad
Weasel : *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt*
Wolverine : That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest
Weasel : Now hold still and lean over a bit
Wolverine : Exactly *grabs the paddle* Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door
Weasel : Awww...
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Marten : Are you set?
Sable : All systems go
Marten : Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here
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Sable : What are you doing?!
Marten : *spits up some coffeee* Oh. My. God.
Wolverine : I was just spanking....
Marten : No, it's not that, that I get, what about the...
Sable : Dress
Marten : Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed
Sable : Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours
Wolverine : I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off
Marten : *blinks*
Sable : Because that make it soooo much better
Marten : We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self
Wolverine : But...
Marten : Out!!
Sable : *still shaking his head*
Marten : Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Mink : What took you guys so long?
Polecat : Yeah, we were falling asleep out here
Weasel : We ran into a snag *steps aside* In the panty hose
Polecat : Oh my
Mink : God
Marten : You stole the words from my mouth
Wolverine : I can explain....
Sable : Here we go again
Marten : Not so fast, operation check first... door?
Weasel : Fixed
Marten : Package?
Mink : *dangles from finger* Secured
Marten : Acoustics?
Polecat : The dohicky? Got it
Marten : Camera?
Sable : In place on the showerhead
Marten : *sighs* Target?
Wolverine : Throughly violate
Sable : I'd say so, we're burning that dress
Weasel : I want a better job next time
Polecat : You want a better job?!
