Operation Mucosal Wok

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Overview

On August 6th, 2006 Operation Mucosal Wok was launched by Marten, Wolverine, Sable, Badger & Ratel retrieving the Sock of Youth from farquette (target indentification: Slippery Skillet) in a barely legal raid timed to her birthday.

Summary

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1

Marten:     So I've got the chains and two fresh cans of whipped cream, what else did we scrounge up?
Sable:      Alligator clips, compressed air horn, laundry basket, iron skillet, studded paddle, screwdriver, baby powder...
Ratel:      And one medium sized watermelon
Sable:      Yes, and one medium sized watermelon
Badger:     Oh, well let's not forget about that
Wolverine:  How does one size a watermelon?
Badger:     Excuse me?
Wolverine:  I mean what exactly is a medium sized melon, they all seem rather largish
Ratel:      One sizes them against other melons, a cross population comparison if you will
Wolverine:  Oh, okay
Sable:      ...
Badger:     ...
Marten:     Where were we at?
Ratel:      The size of our watermelon
Sable:      No, not that, we were on inventory
Marten:     Okay, let's dump the alligator clips, she was enthused about an initiation but those are sketchy
Wolverine:  *pouts*
Marten:     Drop the basket as well, it's unwieldy, we'll split up the rest once we figure out what we're doing
Badger:     We're keeping the melon?
Marten:     We keep the melon

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2

Wolverine:  Why do we need to commandeer a shed again?
Sable:      Because she lives with her parents you nitwit
Badger:     *drives the skillet into the screwdriver with a resounding thud*  There you go, the shed's all yours'
Wolverine:  Do you think anybody will notice?
Sable:      They're on vacation
Wolverine:  But the television is on
Badger:     On Lifetime, it's a ruse, nobody can watch that channel for three hours straight
Wolverine:  Now where should we set up the chains?
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Marten:     *unscrews the top from the baby powder*  Is that melon hollowed out yet?
Ratel:      Almost, is this wide enough?
Marten:     Let's play it safe, we want a tight fit
Ratel:      Why exactly do we need all of this?
Marten:     The hard part of chaining somebody up is setting them free again
Ratel:      Pardon?
Marten:     It's considerably easier to capture somebody unwittingly than it is to let them go without their taking notice
Ratel:      Hmph, go figure

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3

Sable:      Okay, a car is coming, I think it's her
Marten:     Wolverine this is Marten, over
Wolverine:  Marten this is Wolverine, reading loud and clear
Marten:     Start the countermeasures and proceed to the rendezvous
Wolverine:  *sounds off the air horn from his perch behind the house*
Sable:      She's out of the car, go, go, go
Badger:     *jumps out of the van and makes a flying tackle on their unsuspecting target*
Sable:      Quick, get her keys and get her into the van
Ratel:      *tosses the keys over while dodging a kick*
Badger:     *drags the gagged but resistive bundle to the back of the van*
Ratel:      Do you think her parents heard her?
Sable:      I hope not, the car is out of the driveway a bit down the block
Marten:     *helps lift her in to the back of the van*  Let's get out of here
Ratel:      Gotcha chief *floors the accelerator*
Badger:     Won't her parents be expecting her home?
Marten:     It's her birthday, assuming she came home anywhere near the time they were expecting her home we've got at least a
            thirty minute grace period