Operation Persistent Umlaut

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Current revision as of 00:04, 11 August 2006

Overview

On July 12th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by Mink, Marten, Polecat, Lutra, Sable, Weasel & Wolverine bringing home the Garter of Glee from the lair of coolcatana (target indentification: Eternal Exclamation) with only minor incident. The mission reached new logistical heights for the PLFOF and even as the Garter of Glee was being brought to The Shrine a spreading wave of fear could be felt among the opressors. Agent Polecat received The Unpleasent Wedgie Demerit for behavior contradictory to the PLFOF. Agent Marten was awarded a Paperclip Epaulet for the mission.

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Wolverine:  We have the target on InfraRed, moving to the left
Marten:     Good, good, good  *sets down his binoculars*  We have acoustics yet?
Sable:      Almost, they'll be coming online in a minute
Wolverine:  Target is walking to the back, and what a walk
Sable:      Are you sure this is going to work?
Wolverine:  The first mission went off without a hitch
Sable:      *cough, cough*
Wolverine:  Close enough, besides, I doubt word made it back to her by now
Sable:      Acoustics are up, so they say
Marten:     *puts on his headphones*  Have them move to the breach point, the rest
            of you suit up and wait for my mark.
Weasel:     Is this ski mask really necessary?
Marten:     *chuckles*  Oh, very
Weasel:     What's so funny?
Marten:     Nothing, the ski mask is to hide your face
Sable:      From us that is
Marten:     Indubitably
Weasel:     Get off my lawn!!

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Polecat:    Are you sure that wirey thing is working?
Mink:       I don't know
Polecat:    I don't know either
Mink:       Good enough, come on, this way
Polecat:    Okay, that's the door, how dow we get in again?
Mink:       Phy... Marten if we just sweet talk it a little we should be able to get in
Polecat:    *blink*
Mink:       He also suggested we bribe it with coffee
Polecat:    *shrug*  It's worth a try.  Hello there... um... door
Mink:       Dory
Polecat:    Yes... Hello there Dory, how about them Yankees?
Mink:       Shhh.... we're in Florida, it might be a Devil Rays fan
Polecat:    Nobody in Florida is a Devil Rays fan, they're all from New York anyways
Mink:       Good point
Sable:      What are you two doing?!
Polecat:    We were just...
Mink:       He said....
Weasel:     *holds up a crowbar and towel*
Mink:       Oh

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Marten:     I have a curtain, repeat, I have a curtain... stand by to breach
Wolverine:  Are you sure these strips are strong enough?
Marten:     They should be fine, I don't expect that much protesting
Wolverine:  *grins and smudges some war paint on his face*
Marten:     We have a shower, We have a shower, commence with the breach,
            Operation Peristent Umlaut is a go  *sets down headphones*
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Sable:      It's a go, take it away old man
Weasel:     With pleasure *crack*
Polecat:    Me first
Mink:       Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says you get to go first?
Weasel:     *walks in*
Sable:      Remember, we get the package out of here first
Polecat:    Gotcha *starts shuffling between drawers*
Mink:       *checks the laundry pile*
Weasel:     Perhaps the closet?
Polecat:    Blouses...capris....socks.... 
Mink:       Got it, and it hasn't been washed yet
Sable:      Great, you and Polecat get out of here and secure the perimeter

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Marten:     We miss much?
Wolverine:  I hope not
Sable:      Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two
Marten:     Great, proceed  *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds*
Weasel:     *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light*
Wolverine:  Wait for it...
Sable:      Why hello dear, lovely towel
Weasel:     Oh now, wait a moment, those words hurt
Wolverine:  *leads her to the bed*  This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt
Sable:      Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive
Marten:     *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background*
Sable:      *wanders off*
Wolverine:  *ties her hands gently to the bedframe*  See, that wasn't so bad
Weasel:     *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt*
Wolverine:  That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest
Weasel:     Now hold still and lean over a bit
Wolverine:  Exactly  *grabs the paddle*  Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door
Weasel:     Awww... *pours himself some abisynth and grabs a screwdriver* 

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Marten:     Are you set?
Sable:      All systems go
Marten:     Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here
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Sable:      What are you doing?!
Marten:     *spits up some coffeee*  Oh. My. God.
Wolverine:  I was just spanking....
Marten:     No, it's not that, that I get, what about the...
Sable:      Dress
Marten:     Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed
Sable:      Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours
Wolverine:  I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off
Marten:     *blinks*
Sable:      Because that makes it soooo much better
Marten:     We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self
Wolverine:  But...
Marten:     Out!!
Sable:      *still shaking his head*
Marten:     Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those

TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Mink:       What took you guys so long?
Polecat:    Yeah, we were falling asleep out here
Weasel:     We ran into a snag  *steps aside*  In the panty hose
Polecat:    Oh my
Mink:       Dear God
Marten:     You stole the words from my mouth
Wolverine:  I can explain....
Sable:      Here we go again
Marten:     Not so fast, operations check first... door?
Weasel:     Fixed
Marten:     Package?
Mink:       *dangles from finger*  Secured
Marten:     Acoustics?
Polecat:    The dohicky?  Got it
Marten:     Camera?
Sable:      In place on the showerhead
Marten:     *sighs*  Target?
Wolverine:  Throughly violate
Sable:      I'd say so, we're burning that dress
Weasel:     I want a better job next time
Polecat:    You want a better job?!

TF Panty Raid - Part 7

Lutra:      *drives up in the van*  So what did I miss?
Polecat:    Shotgun!!
Weasel:     Where?! *ducks*
Marten:     Nothing much, let's get back the Altar as fast a possible
Lutra:      Right, jump in
Wolverine:  *jumps into the passenger seat*
Lutra:      *chuckles*  Hello there Miss, have we met?