Operation Persistent Umlaut

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Overview

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Wolverine :  We have the target on InfraRed, moving to the left
Marten :  Good, good, good  *sets down his binoculars*  We have acoustics yet?
Sable :  Almost, they'll be coming online in a minute
Wolverine :  Target is walking to the back, and what a walk
Sable :  Are you sure this is going to work?
Wolverine :  The first mission went off without a hitch
Sable :  *cough, cough*
Wolverine :  Close enough, besides, I doubt word made it back to her by now
Sable :  Acoustics are up, so they say
Marten :  *puts on his headphones*  Have them move to the breach point, the rest
    of you suit up and wait for my mark.
Weasel :  Is this ski mask really necessary?
Marten :  *chuckles*  Oh, very
Weasel :  What's so funny?
Marten :  Nothing, the ski mask is to hide your face
Sable :  From us that is
Marten :  Indubitably
Weasel :  Get off my lawn!!

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Polecat :  Are you sure that wirey thing is working?
Mink :  I don't know
Polecat :  I don't know either
Mink :  Good enough, come on, this way
Polecat :  Okay, that's the door, how dow we get in again?
Mink :  Phy... Marten if we just sweet talk it a little we should be able to get in
Polecat :  *blink*
Mink :  He also suggested we bribe it with coffee
Polecat :  *shrug*  It's worth a try.  Hello there... um... door
Mink : Dory
Polecat :  Yes... Hello there Dory, how about them Yankees?
Mink :  Shhh.... we're in Florida, it might be a Devil Rays fan
Polecat :  Nobody in Florida is a Devil Rays fan, they're all from New York anyways
Mink :  Good point
Sable :  What are you two doing?!
Polecat :  We were just...
Mink :  He said....
Weasel : *holds up a crowbar and towel*
Mink : Oh

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Marten :  I have a curtain, repeat, I have a curtain... stand by to breach
Wolverine :  Are you sure these strips are strong enough?
Marten :  They should be fine, I don't expect that much protesting
Wolverine :  *grins and smudges some war paint on his face*
Marten :  We have a shower, We have a shower, commence the breach,
    Operation Peristent Umlaut is a go  *sets down headphones*
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Sable :  It's a go, take it away old man
Weasel :  With pleasure *crack*
Polecat :  Me first
Mink :  Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says you get to go first?
Weasel :  *walks in*
Sable :  Remember, we get the package out of here first
Polecat :  Gotcha *starts shuffling between drawers*
Mink :  *checks the laundry pile*
Weasel :  Perhaps the closet?
Polecat : Blouses...capris....socks.... 
Mink :  Got it, and it hasn't been washed yet
Sable :  Great, you and Polecat get out of here and secure the perimeter

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Marten :  We miss much?
Wolverine :  I hope not
Sable :  Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two
Marten :  Great, proceed  *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds*
Weasel :  *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light*
Wolverine :  Wait for it...
Sable :  Why hello dear, lovely towel
Weasel :  Oh now, wait a moment, those word hurt
Wolverine :  *leads her to the bed*  This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt
Sable :  Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive
Marten :  *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background*
Sable :  *wanders off*
Wolverine :  *ties her hands gently to the bedframe*  See, that wasn't so bad
Weasel :  *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt*
Wolverine :  That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest
Weasel :  Now hold still and lean over a bit
Wolverine :  Exactly  *grabs the paddle*  Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door
Weasel :  Awww...

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Marten :  Are you set?
Sable :  All systems go
Marten :  Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here
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Sable :  What are you doing?!
Marten :  *spits up some coffeee*  Oh. My. God.
Wolverine :  I was just spanking....
Marten :  No, it's not that, that I get, what about the...
Sable :  Dress
Marten :  Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed
Sable :  Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours
Wolverine :  I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off
Marten :  *blinks*
Sable :  Because that make it soooo much better
Marten :  We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self
Wolverine :  But...
Marten :  Out!!
Sable :  *still shaking his head*
Marten :  Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those

TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Mink :  What took you guys so long?
Polecat :  Yeah, we were falling asleep out here
Weasel :  We ran into a snag  *steps aside*  In the panty hose
Polecat :  Oh my
Mink :  God
Marten :  You stole the words from my mouth
Wolverine :  I can explain....
Sable :  Here we go again
Marten :  Not so fast, operation check first... door?
Weasel :  Fixed
Marten :  Package?
Mink :  *dangles from finger*  Secured
Marten :  Acoustics?
Polecat :  The dohicky?  Got it
Marten :  Camera?
Sable :  In place on the showerhead
Marten :  *sighs*  Target?
Wolverine :  Throughly violate
Sable :  I'd say so, we're burning that dress
Weasel : I want a better job next time
Polecat : You want a better job?!