Category:Hobbits

From Egs Mayhem

Whether you prefer to call them hobbits or halflings, they're short and they have big feet. Some of them, such as Kraggi Moletrousers III, are so incredibly sexy they stop the hearts of men, and women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri alike. Why, once I even saw him stop the hearts of seventeen lesbians, eight straight men, three seperate legions of fangirls, and all the small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri in the area. It was.....Sexy.

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