Backstory75 MKRP

From Egs Mayhem

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• Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
• Amy was given a new soul.
• Space stuff happens

Outside

• Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
• Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
• Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
• Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
• Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

• Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
• It is raining.
• Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
• Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
• Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
• Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
• Atescu orders more wine.
• Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
• Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
• Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
• Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
• Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
• Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
• Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
• Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
• Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
• Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
• Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
• Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
• Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
• Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

• Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
• She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
• Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

• 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
• This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
• She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
• They rejoice at this miracle.
• Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
• Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.

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General Store

• Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
• He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
• He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.

The Pub

• Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
• Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
• Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
• Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
• Scribble enters the Pub.
• This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
• Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
• Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
• Rocky orders another drink.
• Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
• Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
• Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.

The Restaurant: on a Stove.

• Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
• Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
• Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
• Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
• Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
• This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.

Ann's House

• Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
• She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
• Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
• KF claims his body is still alive without him.
• KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
• AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
• Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
• Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
• KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.

Author Brothers House

• Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
• Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.

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The Restaurant

• Grim and Kraggi move from the stove to kitchenside booth seventeen.
• Grim offers to cook eggs (both fried and scrambled) and bacon.
• Kraggi was really hot and spoke "sexy as hell".
• Grim cooks at the grill wearing only socks and underwear.
• Female Kraggi strikes poses in front of the reflective fridge.
• Grim poses next to Kraggi.
• Kraggi starts to giggle.
• The first MV5 beam hits Kraggi mid giggle turning it into a scary deep laugh.
• Kraggi (after checking) is shocked that he is male.

The Pub

• Rocky's drinking, like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going.
• JJA drinks fifteen drinks.
• He relies on TF tech to avoid drunkenness and alcohol poisoning.
• This scares Ex who then runs screaming from the Pub.
• Ex breaks into a random house.
• Scribble and Eric greet each other.
• JJA leaves the Pub very drunk.
• A female Brad enters the pub looking for Scribble.

Author Brothers House

• Freek leaves Elshi to her reading.
• He then changes clothes and shaves.
• He heads out to open the bakery.

Outside

• JJA goes on a TF rampage on the way home.
• Brad, a bat morph, is turned into a woman again.
• Freek is hit with FV1 and turned female.
• Freek sees the large pictures in the Square and takes them down.
• She is worried about Atescu seeing them and getting drunk.

TF Shop

• JJA presses the "Do Not Press! Ever!" button.
• This causes a large ray gun to come out of his roof.
• This gun fires the MV5 beams at Grim and Kraggi.
• It also hits JJA's house with an FV4 beam.
• JJA's head clears a bit, but he gets hammered on and so he teleports away.
• The TF shop is closed.

Ann's House

• Ann sips her whiskey and asks KF to clarify his earlier statement.
• KF is also affected by the drink.
• His other thirds or selves represent Past and Present.
• The body he departed is a "forth third."
• Space stuff happens.
• Drunken Ann asks if she can have KF's body.
• She almost spills her whiskey on herself.
• She throws her whiskey at the nightstand.
• The whiskey glass slides off the nightstand and onto the floor.
• Ann decides that she has had her "fill for the night".
• AP fills in plot holes OOC using updated weather reports - and a shovel.
• KF gets hiccups even though he is in thought form.

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TF Shop

• JJA watches Grim and Kraggi using his security system.

The Restaurant

• Grim is creeped out by Kraggi's sudden maleness and asks if it is his normal form.
• Grim is hit by the second MV5 beam becoming taller.
• Kraggi says this form is more muscular and then confirms "it's a lot bigger".
• Kraggi is wearing women's underwear still.
• Grim prefers his normal baritone voice to the new bass one, but he enjoys physical strength.
• Grim says "I am Hans!" (Hans and Franz joke)
• Kraggi laughs then gets flustered when he realizes his wardrobe is inappropriate.
• Grim flinches and asks about reversing the changes.
• Kraggi mentions the TF gun at his home but doesn't see whats wrong with the current situation other than clothes.
• Grim is unhappy with the voice of his new form.
• Grim becomes interested in being a woman.
• Grim gives Kraggi his Khakis and they plan to go to Kraggi's home.
• Kraggi wonders if Grim needs his pants, but Grim says boxers alone are fine for now.

Clothing Store

• Patricia Davis is created as owner of the clothing shop.
• She doesn't enjoy being next to the new pub.
• She gets TF'd taller and with longer hair and bigger assets.
• She looks down and then gets TF'd back to normal.
• She writes the experience off as a product of late night mixers at the new pub.

Ann's House

• Ann shouts drunkenly at the room before flopping over Rose and Ann-KF to protect them from nothing.
• (:rootbeer:?)
• KF says ow to the yelling, and he says mmm to the nice feeling of where they flopped.
• Ann is oblivious about lying across two naked versions of herself.
• She plays with Ann-KF's hair.
• She thinks about how Kraggi will freak when he hears this.
• KF says "Hears ... are we going to be THAT loud??". (HA!!!)
• The meaning of KF's joke slowly dawns on Ann.
• KF starts to wonder how he ended up trapped in Ann's head in the first place.