Backstory75 MKRP

From Egs Mayhem

Contents

Pages 51 to 55

Page 51

  • Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
  • Amy was given a new soul.
  • Space stuff happens

Outside

  • Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
  • Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
  • Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
  • Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
  • Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

  • Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
  • It is raining.
  • Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
  • Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
  • Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
  • Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
  • Atescu orders more wine.
  • Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
  • Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
  • Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
  • Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
  • Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
  • Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
  • Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
  • Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
  • Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
  • Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
  • Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
  • Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
  • Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
  • Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
  • She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
  • Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

  • 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
  • This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
  • She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
  • They rejoice at this miracle.
  • Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
  • Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.


Page 52

General Store

  • Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
  • He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
  • He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.

The Pub

  • Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
  • Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
  • Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
  • Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
  • Scribble enters the Pub.
  • This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
  • Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
  • Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
  • Rocky orders another drink.
  • Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
  • Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
  • Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.

The Restaurant: on a Stove.

  • Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
  • Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
  • Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
  • Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
  • Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
  • This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.

Ann's House

  • Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
  • She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
  • Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
  • KF claims his body is still alive without him.
  • KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
  • AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
  • Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
  • Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
  • KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
  • Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.


Page 53

The Restaurant

  • Grim and Kraggi move from the stove to kitchen-side booth seventeen.
  • Grim offers to cook eggs (both fried and scrambled) and bacon.
  • Kraggi was really hot and spoke "sexy as hell".
  • Grim cooks at the grill wearing only socks and underwear.
  • Female Kraggi strikes poses in front of the reflective fridge.
  • Grim poses next to Kraggi.
  • Kraggi starts to giggle.
  • The first MV5 beam hits Kraggi mid giggle turning it into a scary deep laugh.
  • Kraggi (after checking) is shocked that he is male.

The Pub

  • Rocky's drinking, like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going.
  • JJA drinks fifteen drinks.
  • He relies on TF tech to avoid drunkenness and alcohol poisoning.
  • This scares Ex who then runs screaming from the Pub.
  • Ex breaks into a random house.
  • Scribble and Eric greet each other.
  • JJA leaves the Pub very drunk.
  • A female Brad enters the pub looking for Scribble.

Author Brothers House

  • Freek leaves Elshi to her reading.
  • He then changes clothes and shaves.
  • He heads out to open the bakery.

Outside

  • JJA goes on a TF rampage on the way home.
  • Brad, a bat morph, is turned into a woman again.
  • Freek is hit with FV1 and turned female.
  • Freek sees the large pictures in the Square and takes them down.
  • She is worried about Atescu seeing them and getting drunk.

TF Shop

  • JJA presses the "Do Not Press! Ever!" button.
  • This causes a large ray gun to come out of his roof.
  • This gun fires the MV5 beams at Grim and Kraggi.
  • It also hits JJA's house with an FV4 beam.
  • JJA's head clears a bit, but he gets hammered on and so he teleports away.
  • The TF shop is closed.

Ann's House

  • Ann sips her whiskey and asks KF to clarify his earlier statement.
  • KF is also affected by the drink.
  • His other thirds or selves represent Past and Present.
  • The body he departed is a "forth third."
  • Space stuff happens.
  • Drunken Ann asks if she can have KF's body.
  • She almost spills her whiskey on herself.
  • She throws her whiskey at the nightstand.
  • The whiskey glass slides off the nightstand and onto the floor.
  • Ann decides that she has had her "fill for the night".
  • AP fills in plot holes OOC using updated weather reports - and a shovel.
  • KF gets hiccups even though he is in thought form.


Page 54

TF Shop

  • JJA watches Grim and Kraggi using his security system.

The Restaurant

  • Grim is creeped out by Kraggi's sudden maleness and asks if it is his normal form.
  • Grim is hit by the second MV5 beam becoming taller.
  • Kraggi says this form is more muscular and then confirms "it's a lot bigger".
  • Kraggi is wearing women's underwear still.
  • Grim prefers his normal baritone voice to the new bass one, but he enjoys physical strength.
  • Grim says "I am Hans!" (Hans and Franz joke)
  • Kraggi laughs then gets flustered when he realizes his wardrobe is inappropriate.
  • Grim flinches and asks about reversing the changes.
  • Kraggi mentions the TF gun at his home but doesn't see whats wrong with the current situation other than clothes.
  • Grim is unhappy with the voice of his new form.
  • Grim becomes interested in being a woman.
  • Grim gives Kraggi his Khakis and they plan to go to Kraggi's home.
  • Kraggi wonders if Grim needs his pants, but Grim says boxers alone are fine for now.

Clothing Store

  • Patricia Davis is created as owner of the clothing shop.
  • She doesn't enjoy being next to the new pub.
  • She gets TF'd taller and with longer hair and bigger assets.
  • She looks down and then gets TF'd back to normal.
  • She writes the experience off as a product of late night mixers at the new pub.

Ann's House

  • Ann shouts drunkenly at the room before flopping over Rose and Ann-KF to protect them from nothing.
  • (:rootbeer:?)
  • KF says ow to the yelling, and he says mmm to the nice feeling of where they flopped.
  • Ann is oblivious about lying across two naked versions of herself.
  • She plays with Ann-KF's hair.
  • She thinks about how Kraggi will freak when he hears this.
  • KF says "Hears ... are we going to be THAT loud??". (HA!!!)
  • The meaning of KF's joke slowly dawns on Ann.
  • KF starts to wonder how he ended up trapped in Ann's head in the first place.


Page 55

TF Shop / JJA's Residence

  • Freek asks JJA for TF related help.

Eric's House

  • Eric screams at the intruder (Ex).
  • Silence follows.

Clothing Store

  • Scribble makes Patricia sexy then leaves to go on another TF rampage.

The Restaurant

  • Grim confirms his desire to go to Kraggi's to become a woman.
  • Kraggi leads Grim by the arm to his home.

Kraggi's House

  • Kraggi looks for his TFG.
  • Grim looks for women's clothes.
  • Lewdness ;P
  • Kraggi FV6's Grim.
  • Grim pokes her chest and notes its softness then strikes a sexy pose against the wall.
  • Kraggi is aroused and attempts to bury his face in the boobies.
  • Grim responds in kind and tasteful curtains fall.
  • Time passes and the curtains rise again.
  • Grim claims that sex is better as a woman.
  • Grim Gets dressed in an evening gown then asks Kraggi where he keeps the rest of the clothes.

Ann's House

  • Ann closes her eyes as she trails off towards sleep.
  • She thinks KF can get out of her head.
  • She thinks intimate thoughts, purrs, and continues to use Ann-KF's belly as a pillow.
  • Ann falls asleep.
  • KF spends the next hour attempting to leave Ann's head without success.
  • He becomes aware of Ann's (:rootbeer:?) worthy dream.


Pages 56 to 60

Page 56

Kraggi's House

  • Kraggi tells Grim where the clothes are located.
  • Grim puts on a new t-shirt and jeans, then poses in front of a mirror.
  • She grabs more clothes and sleepwear.
  • She kisses Kraggi on the cheek and leaves while inviting him to her house at 6:00.
  • Kraggi dances a jig then goes to bed.
  • He sets an alarm for 3:00 PM.

Ann's House

  • Rose wakes up first.
  • She suffers from photosensitivity and other well described hangover symptoms.
  • Rose is pinned under Ann and attempts to wake her by calling her name but it doesn't work.
  • Ann is still dreaming about before.
  • Rose pulls Ann's tail.
  • Ann's arm shoot's out instinctively in response to the pain and it lands on an eyeopening, furry, squishy place.
  • Ann moves her hand lower and rubs Rose's belly saying "good morning".
  • Rose responds "good afternoon" as it is 2:00PM.
  • Rose purrs and doesn't want Ann to stop the belly rub, but Ann reminds her of the earlier tail pulling.
  • Ann rolls over to let Rose up.
  • Rose heads to the washroom and Ann reminds her to take clothes.
  • Lomgren is awakened by the faint sounds of footsteps and voices.
  • He decides to remain quiet.

TF Shop

  • JJA shoots Freek with a "normal" form from his TFG then returns to bed.

The Pub

  • Kirk declares to femme-Brad (henceforth called Brenda) that his "sex senses" are tingling.
  • Brenda feels like remaining female.
  • Homer puts up a sign informing others that Nabiki 2 will be taking bets on how many drinks Rocky will consume before using the bathroom.
  • Atescu wakes up, stumbles, falls, and calls for help.
  • Homer teases Atescu about his hangover a little and helps him to his feet.
  • Atescu leans on her for support as he is in bad shape.
  • Homer helps him to a booth then brings him a "hangover kit", a shot glass, and some whiskey.
  • The kit contains Aspirin and a can of Red Bull.
  • Atescu takes everything Homer gives him and says the hangover hurts less now.

The Restaurant

  • A sneaky form steals something from the diner then leaves through the back window giving a low chuckle.

OOC

  • Krid asks to join the RP.
  • Krid's tanker truck is mentioned for the first time.


Page 57

Clothing Store

  • Scribble's earlier attempt to transform Patricia's essence failed.
  • She closes shop early today.

Author Brothers House

  • Grim arrives home at 7:00 AM and promptly goes to bed.
  • At 12:00 PM Elshi goes looking for "Uncle Grim" only to find "Auntie Grim" sleeping.
  • She wakes Auntie Grim up.
  • Elshi notices that Grim is a girl now and thinks it might be due to karma.
  • Grim affirms she feels good and she has long hair, "finally".

The Pub

  • Sage is lonely and drinking root beer.
  • Eric talks to Sage and cleans a glass.
  • Homer gives Atescu a head and neck massage to aid blood flow.
  • Eric disapproves of Homer's display of intimacy with a customer but continues to work anyways.
  • Atescu introduces himself to Homer.
  • Homer introduces herself to Atescu and smiles a big full smile.
  • Eric speaks of a drink more powerful than what Atescu had, but refrains from making it as it requires virgin sacrifices made to the Dark Lord Getdrunkofyerass.
  • Bob enters the RP and the pub (Bio on this page).
  • Bob sits a at the bar. He owns a tanker truck.

Ann's House

  • Lomgren quietly pings for interaction.
  • Rose emerges from the washroom fully dressed and says hi.
  • Lomgren asks "which one are you?" as Rose and Ann look the same.
  • Rose says she is Rose as Ann slams her way into the washroom.
  • Lomgren wants to talk with Rose as he doesn't know her very well.
  • Rose ignores her headache and accepts.

Kraggi's House

  • Kraggi's alarm goes off and he smashes it into oblivion.
  • He heads to the diner to retrieve his clothes.


Page 58

Ann's House

  • Lomgren asks Rose about herself.
  • There are mild creaking noises in the hall.
  • Ann comes out of the bathroom and gives Rose a kiss in full view of Lomgren.
  • KF shares Ann's hangover.
  • Lomgren stares, blushes, then returns to the couch in shock.
  • Ann is really still in bed stretching in a feline manner.
  • Rose is surprised, but then realizes it that it is really Ann-KF.
  • Rose gives Ann-KF a big hug and a kiss back.

The Pub

  • Sage's eye's water at the sight of Bob's hideous shirt.
  • He tells Bob this, "no offense meant of course."
  • Eric introduces himself to Homer as "you coworker".
  • Homer, still massaging Atescu, didn't know about any others working for Squato.
  • Atescu can't remember what he was trying to forget. It must have worked.

The Diner

  • Kraggi enters and panics at how his "lacy unmentionables" have been stolen.
  • He leaves the diner.

Town Square

  • The cloaked figure raises Kraggi's stolen clothes on the flagpole then sneaks out of town.

Clothing Store

  • Kraggi enters the store just as Patricia is closing shop and asks for ladies undies.
  • Patricia ". . ."
  • Kraggi asks to get what the "pretty lady" from earlier (Female-Kraggi) got.
  • Pat goes through the motion of selling him the clothes but is not used to "weirdos".
  • Kraggi buys the lingerie then leaves humming "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa.

TF Shop

  • Random TF explosions occur as JJA develops the T1001 and the M/FV9 forms.

The Park

  • Kraggi, hearing explosions, hides behind a bench until 6PM .

Author Brothers House

  • Grim has Elshi promise to keep his womanhood secret from the others for now.
  • Grim leaves and heads towards the diner.

The Park

  • Kraggi jumps out from behind the bench and yells "BOO!" as Grim passes by.
  • Grim is mildly startled but recovers quickly and asks where Kraggi's off to.
  • Kraggi sees his panties hanging from the flagpole then points at them and screams about it.


Page 59

The Pub

  • Homer says Atescu was forgetting about pictures but not to worry.
  • Homer hears Kraggi's yell of "Lacey Unmentionables!" and decides to ignore it.
  • Eric informs Homer that he has been working next to her mixing drinks for "quite a while."
  • Sage confirms Eric's identity then complains of being unable to drink.

TF Shop

  • JJA's roof explodes sending large chunks of shrapnel flying.

Town Square

  • Grim asks if he can have the panties.
  • Kraggi agrees then climbs up the flag pole in squirrel form.
  • Just as Kraggi grabs the panties a slab of JJA's roof whizzes by and shreds the panties nearly hitting Kraggi and landing next to a frightened Grim.
  • Grim yells for Kraggi to get down, and Kraggi leaps for it.
  • Kraggi cries out in pain as he nearly breaks his legs.
  • JJA rushes out of his house FV7'd and apologizes before returning inside, completing the T1001, and going to sleep in his now roofless house.
  • Grim rushes to Kraggi's aid.

The Park

  • Kraggi has Grim help him to the park bench.
  • Grim is relieved that Kraggi is alright.
  • Kraggi says he's glad he grew up with flying squirrels and not "pathetic" tree squirrels.
  • Grim continues to offer help.

Town Square

  • A tree squirrel drops a lone tear.

Ann's House

  • KF complains again about drinking.
  • Ann-KF kisses Rose some more.
  • Lomgren is shocked and confused.
  • Ann's sexy thoughts return and she smiles and purrs in bed.
  • Rose tells Lomgren this isn't Ann and then mentions the laundry should be done now (Ann-KF is naked.)
  • Lomgren realizes now that Ann-KF is death.

Outside/Misc.

  • Belle is awakened from a meditative state by a disturbance in the force created by the T1001.
  • Scribble freaks out about the T1001.


Page 60

Wikinotes

  • Harine's bio on this page.

The Park

  • Kraggi wonders what the explosion was.
  • Grim tells Kraggi they'll have shrimp pasta an pecan pie for diner.
  • Kraggi is exited by the prospect of pie but his leg still hurts.
  • Harine, a dragon-Jeremy, runs out to the flag pole and asks Kraggi if he's alright.
  • Grim is confused by Harine.

Ann's House

  • Ann-KF says she's not scary once you get to know her.
  • Lomgren asks her to put some clothes on. She's embarrassing him.
  • Ann-KF and Rose go to the laundry room and ask Lomgren about his stated second fear.
  • Lomgren says that he isn't into girls kissing girls, especially sisters.
  • Rose and Ann-KF exchange glances. "But I'm a girl," Ann-KF responds.
  • KF: "Chitter-mrr!"


Pages 61 to 65

Page 61

Ann's House

  • Lomgren replies that Ann-KF is a guy who happens to be a girl right now.
  • Ann-KF gets her robe from the drier and asks Lomgren how that matters.
  • Ann continues to imagine impossible yet sexy acts as KF comments.
  • Ann-KF and Rose return to Ann's bedroom.
  • Lomgren still thinks of Ann-KF as a guy, but he says its not important.
  • Ann-KF asks Ann for a spare uniform.
  • Lora wakes up stinking of sweat.
  • She realizes she's been sleeping for a long time and is very hungry.
  • She hears a voice she believes to be Rose's.

The Park

  • Harine bounds off.
  • Eric arrives at the scene.
  • Kraggi introduces Eric to Grim.
  • Eric confuses Grim for Atescu the drunk (The Author brothers are identical triplets though Grim is currently female.)
  • Grim slaps Eric for accusing her of being a drunk as she never drinks.
  • Kraggi confirms that Eric is confused.
  • Eric persists saying that Homer threw Grim in the backroom.
  • Grim refrains herself from slapping Eric again at Kraggi's behest.
  • Grim says Atescu or Freek might drink but it is unlikely for them to get drunk.
  • Eric realizes his mistake about the triplets and then tells Kraggi about his job at the pub and Dark Lord Getdrunkofyerass.
  • Kraggi says bye to Eric then heads to the diner to look for his jeans and tank top.
  • Grim follows after Kraggi and giggles at the thought of Atescu being drunk.


Page 62

Wikinotes

  • Ann's closet and contents are described.
  • New location: Alternate dimension high school.
  • New character: Kirk

Ann's House

  • Ann directs them to the closet still really hungover.
  • She warns Rose not to play with the jar.
  • KF asks Ann about the jar.
  • The jar contains catnip.
  • Ann asks Rose to get her a fresh uniform. Ann-KF does this right away.
  • KF asks where the body (Ann-KF) is currently.
  • Ann wakes up abruptly as she notices Ann-KF is not in bed.
  • Ann asks when she got up and why catnip makes her (KF) think of dreams.
  • Ann-KF answers then asks about the catnip.
  • KF tells Ann to get up already.
  • Lora sees the triplets then asks where she is, what about catnip, and what day is it.
  • Ann-KF answers Lora's questions.
  • Ann hints about KF's existence then repeat answers Lora's questions.
  • Lora doesn't remember sleeping and doesn't know Ann.
  • Ann raises her hand.*Ann-KF, who met Lora previously, identifies herself as death.
  • Death has no job openings for Lora.
  • KF asks Ann to warn the others about the respawn machine glitch.
  • Lora starts to freak out about her alleged magical narcolepsy.

The Pub

  • Squato counts the Rex's earnings and gets Homer a bonus for working hard.

The Park

  • Grim asks Kraggi didn't you already go looking for your clothes?
  • Kraggi had been so upset about his lost panties that he had forgotten to look for the rest of his clothes.
  • Eric heads to the diner behind Grim and Kraggi.

Alternate Dimension High School

  • Kirk has impregnated the entire staff (all female) of the high school and the principle announces this.


Page 63

Ann's House

  • Ann says hi to Lora then delivers KF's message to Ann-KF.
  • Rose didn't see Lora fall asleep earlier.
  • Lora is freaked about her abnormal sleep habits and is hungry.
  • Lomgren hears yelling and checks in on the group in the bedroom.
  • Ann-KF asks about the "other KF" then confirms Lora fell asleep in the street and tells her about the respawn machine.
  • Ann informs Lora they're medics and tells Ann-KF that the other KF is in her head.
  • She then tells Lomgren that everything is about to . . .
  • Lora is in total spaz mode and asking rapid fire questions while hyperventilating.
  • . . . explode. Ann finishes her sentence.
  • Lomgren attempts to calm Lora.
  • Ann-KF asks Lora to keep it down (hangovers) and says she had medical training as a solider.
  • Ann has mixed emotions of happiness and guilt about the whole Ann-KF / Lomgren relationship (triangle?) thing.
  • Rose offers to feed Lora.
  • Lora has a volume control problem but calms down and accepts the offer.
  • KF is confused.
  • Ann-KF asks what Ann means KF is "in your mind".
  • Lomgren offers to make sandwiches.
  • Lora wants sandwiches.
  • Ann explains about KF while fighting feelings of guilt.
  • Ann declines Lomgren's sandwich offer and says she will make eggs and bacon after her shower.
  • Rose, having been a ghost for many years, is excited about taking a shower.
  • Rose's statement "in many years" confuses Lomgren as he still thinks she's Ann's sister.
  • Everyone, save Lomgren who doesn't have a change of clothes, wants a shower now that Ann has mentioned it.
  • Ann imagines all of them showering together then sets a schedule as follows: Lora then Ann then Rose and Ann-KF together.
  • Ann-KF debates telling Lomgren the truth about who Rose is really.


Page 64

WikiNotes

  • Ann's Bathroom described
  • M/FV9 forms explained.
  • Walksmashwalk
  • Rose has been a ghost for 50 years.

Ann's House

  • Lora needs to pee badly.
  • Ann gives Ann-KF the go ahead.
  • Rose escorts Lora to the bathroom to get her towels.
  • Ann remembers making out with Lomgren on the couch and tells KF "sorry"
  • KF says "Don't be."
  • Ann is surprised that KF is not upset.
  • Lora has to use the hand soap for her shower.
  • KF is silent and says he's "numb".
  • Lomgren is shocked that he really did hear Rose say years.
  • He has to go sit back down of the couch.
  • Ann is reflooded with guilt.
  • Rose tries to explain to Lomgren.
  • Rose, Ann-KF, and Lomgren go to the kitchen.
  • Ann-Kf asks about Ann's head again thus frustrating KF.
  • Ann attempts to explain herself to KF.
  • KF says he's had it rough for 50 years with a non-physical relationship.
  • Ann's mood goes from guilt to "something blacker".
  • KF tells Ann that he fell in love with her through the dreams.
  • Ann's emotional flood stops. She had no idea KF felt this way. She half disbelieves the 50 years part of the story.
  • Rose looks for eggs in the fridge.
  • KF's feelings complicate further.
  • Ann and KF are both in love with someone new while at the same time they don't want to give up their respective old flames.
  • Ann asks KF if he's talked with Rose about this.

TF Shop

  • JJA wakes up the tests the T1001's FV9 form then goes to town. ( :Smug: )


Page 65

Ann's House

  • KF never thought of talking to Rose.
  • Ann plays back a memory of jealousy and clawing MK up at a cookout.
  • Ann falls to the carpet.
  • KF pictures that only with three of them in heat. He suggests a non-violent outcome ;)
  • Ann's brain is flooded with images of these non-violent heat related outcomes so she cannot stand up yet.
  • A mental image of a bowl of fruit terrorizes KF.
  • Ann struggles to forget the bowl of fruit until the smell of bacon comes to the rescue.
  • KF is glad hallucinogen training came after art classes.
  • Ann straightens herself up and joins the others in the kitchen.
  • Lomgren finally calms enough to ask Rose about the explanation.
  • Rose tells Lomgren about death, and how she was a ghost from another dimension. Lomgren's eyes keep growing wider as she talks until the shock of it all is so great he collapses after barely making it back to the couch.
  • Lora takes a shower as she contemplates her semi-narcoleptic condition. Slightly spazing all the while.
  • Lora then leaves the bathroom wearing only a towel as her clothes are stinky.
  • Lora smells bacon and goes to the kitchen.

The Pub

  • Bob is happy that Sage noticed him and then buys a warm cider as the bar staff seem not to notice him.
  • Sage feels pathetic for not having a job and has had 10 glasses of root beer.
  • Inspiration suddenly strikes Sage and he rushes off to the clinic after paying his tab.

Author Brothers House

  • Freek voices his characters as he types.
  • Jeyr is one of the characters.
  • Freek types for many hours until 7 pm when Grim and Kraggi will arrive for dinner.

Town Square

  • Elshi wanders about.

Outside

  • Grim and Kraggi talk about where the clothes might be and then think of snacks.


Pages 66 to 70

Page 66

Wikinotes

  • Souls 101 with ejwh continued.
  • New NPC: Diana of the clinic.
  • Kraggi bio: Occupation: Defending the world from the evil space bicycles using the room's Sven has crushed with his mind over the years as weapons. When Grim looks away, that is.

Ann's House

  • Ann bumps into Lora
  • Lora is in a food obsessed.
  • Lomgren starts to eat the food Rose gave him.
  • Ann and Lora enter the kitchen and are impressed by Rose and Ann-KF's cooking.
  • Lora gives a silent prayer of thanks for the food then dives in.
  • Ann-KF finishes cooking and serving food.
  • Lora glomps her food before devouring it in a vacuum like manner.
  • Ann-KF eats and thinks of the duality of herself.
  • Rose eats slowly in the kitchen with Lora.
  • Lomgren eats slowly too though in the living room.
  • Ann takes her plate into the living room and sits next to Lomgren who greets her when she enters the room.
  • Ann tries to comfort Lomgren who has a lot to take in from earlier.
  • Ann-KF joins them in the living room and starts talking about the multiple hers.

Outside

  • Kraggi comments on Grim's question about "snacks".

The Pub

  • Rocky goes to the bathroom. (Will bets placed on page 56 be remembered and payed?)
  • Rocky returns for more drinks.
  • Bob finishes his cider then drives around town in his tanker truck looking for a permanent residence.

The Clinic

  • Sage arrives and is enthusiastically hired by Diana faster than he can finish his introduction. $$$
  • Sage hangs a sign on his door that says "Sage Psycology/Psychiatry: Back in 1 hour" before heading off to his tower to get furnishings. (Please note the sign is misspelled.)
  • A Lemur appears and switches Sage's sign for one that says "Sage Psycology/Psychiatry: Out to Lunch". (Also misspelled.)

Deathmanse

  • GoKF's old body is disappeared away for it was a plot hole.


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Wikinotes

  • New Location Description: Sage's Office
  • New Location: Old NPC's Cottage.
  • New Bios: Scribble's many characters.

Ann's house

  • Lomgren says he's glad to know the truth now rather than later.
  • Lomgren asks Ann-KF what she means there are two of her.
  • Ann asks Ann-KF if she knows a way to remove KF from her head.
  • Ann-KF confirms she is the copy.
  • KF is still there just being quiet.
  • Lomgren says "Oy" at things getting weirder.
  • Ann repeats her request for a KF removal.
  • Ann-KF and KF talk in unison saying KF has tried everything except . . .
  • Lomgren start to worry that he might need therapy when this is all over.
  • Ann says their unison talking is creepy then says this situation is nothing compared to years spent with Kraggi.
  • Lomgren asks "Kraggi?" as he can't remember if he knows Kraggi or not.
  • It turns out he has met Kraggi IC he just needed a reminder.
  • Ann and Rose tell Lomgren that Kraggi is their father in unison.
  • Ann-KF tells Lomgren that Kraggi is the leader of Gal-Zabor.
  • According to Ann-KF, the thing KF hasn't tried yet is physical contact of some sort.
  • Ann finishes eating and starts to lick her plate clean, but Rose snatches the plate away saying "Don't lick the plate."
  • Rose asks Lomgren if he is finished (so she can bus his plate).

Sage's Office

  • Sage returns with lots of stuff via a portal.
  • His office is now fully furnished and ready for business.
  • He goes to take down his sign only to notice that its has been replaced.
  • He sits in his chair waiting for the money er.. clients to start rolling in.

Post Office

  • Brad and Kitty arrive and use exposition to reveal the various whereabouts and occupations of Scribble's many characters.

The Old NPC's Cottage

  • Ex and Fred take a job trimming the hedges here into the shapes of famous monsters.

TF Shop

  • Alex asks for a job.

The Diner

  • Marcus shows up and asks for a job.


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Wikinotes

  • New character: Charlie Cuetypants the Third Esquire.

Ann's house

  • Ann-KF asks Rose why not (lick the plate)?
  • Ann agrees with Ann-KF only to see Rose had started licking Ann's plate when she wasn't looking.
  • Ann yells "Hey!" and the hangover pain returns.
  • Ann asks Lomgren if he said he wasn't showering here.
  • Lomgren says he'll shower at his house as he has no clothes over here.
  • Ann leaves to take her shower.
  • Rose takes Lora's plate and loads the dishwasher.
  • Rose is annoyed by the crumbs all over Lora's face and tries to clean them off Lora.

The Diner

  • Grim drags Kraggi into the kitchen and a tasteful curtain falls. (Isn't Marcus there ^^;)
  • The curtain rises andKraggi is so satisfied he could have sworn Grim "had been doing it all [her] life".
  • Grim swears this was her first time doing that as a woman.
  • It's 6:45 PM, five minutes until dinner at the Author Brother's House.
  • Grim gets dressed and so does Kraggi.
  • Kraggi smacks Grim on the behind as they leave the diner.

TF Shop

  • JJA enters the Transformatrix and learns tons of Anime Style Martial Arts from simulated Ranma 1/2 characters.
  • He gets 20 days of traing in the span of 2 hours real time then leaves the transformatrix.
  • The Nabiki's call JJA to the storefront about Alex.
  • Alex is hired.
  • JJA warns Alex not to mess with his stuff in the backroom and leaves.
  • Alex enters the backroom then leaves. The rest of this post has been edited away.
  • 6,000,000 alarms go off as a result of Alex's action and JJA chastises (him? her? I don't know .__.) for breaking his only rule.

Kraggi's Home

  • Charlie III exists his kitty carrier and explores Kraggi's house.
  • Charlie marks his territory the goes to town.
  • He picks up Ann's scent and follows it to the door of her house.
  • He starts clawing and meowing.


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The Diner

  • Grim calls Kraggi a tease then whispers "after dinner".

Outside

  • Kraggi asks Grim who is Elshi's father. Answer: Freek.
  • Kraggi likes Elshi and learns that Freek is a writer.
  • Grim remembers a time when Elshi gave Freek an accidental "Inverse Mohawk with a blaster shot. This lead him to shaving his head when it didn't grow back.
  • Kraggi contemplates getting an inverse mohawk just to freak Freek out.

Author Brother's House

  • Kraggi and Grim arrive.
  • Atescu (who just arrived shortly before them) does not recognize Grim.
  • Grim uses her feminine wiles to convince Atescu of her identity and to let Kraggi join them for dinner.
  • ELshi asks if she should call Kraggi "Uncle Kraggi" to which he says Nutter is fine. He also asks of her well being.

Ann's House

  • Lora lets Rose clean her face like Vor does sometimes.
  • She asks if she can borrow the towel to wear home because her clothes smell.
  • Rose agrees about the towel as there are plenty.
  • Lora hears Charlie at the door and rushes to answer it.
  • Charlie (Chuck) likes Lora because she has cats, but he is looking for Ann.
  • Lora greets Chick and yells to Ann she has a visitor.
  • Chuck notices Lora speaks cat (she is slightly surprised to learn this) and he thanks her for her help.
  • Chuck introduces himself as Royalty and Lora doesn't know how to act about it.
  • Rose smiles at Chuck saying "I haven't seen you in years".
  • Chuck asks Ann (really Rose) if she has found a lifemate yet.
  • Lora corrects Chuck saying this is Rose.
  • Chuck starts to cry and says Rose (Ann's Mother) is dead. He thinks of Al-kiraq.
  • Rose nudges Lora and says she is Ann and attempts to change the subject.
  • Chuck gestures for a belly rub.
  • Lora apologizes for mixing them up and asks Chuck if he ever worked in real estate.

The Pub

  • Eric check on Rocky.
  • Rocky feels ignored and asks for the "strongest cheepest drink. Again."
  • Eric makes him a Bloody Mary (sans virgin blood) and asks Rocky about his troubles.
  • Rocky angsts about his origin story and how the Realtor is a better house than he'll ever be.


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The Pub

  • Eric attempts to console Rocky and offers to enchant him into a magic stone.

Ann's House

  • Chuck did work in Real Estate once.
  • Lora gives him a belly rub.
  • Chuck keeps asking about lifemates.
  • Rose lets it slip that her lifemate is female.
  • Lora congratulates Rose.
  • Chuck didn't know 'Ann' was that way, "not that there's anything wrong with that of course."
  • Rose attempts to explain herself.
  • Chuck is okay with transgenderism citing that Kraggi would approve. He then hears footsteps.
  • Lora says it's probably Rose, Death, or Lomgren.
  • Chucks eyes water at the mention of Rose (Ann's dead mother).
  • Ann rounds the corner and asks Rose, by name, half a question before seeing Chuck and hiding back behind the corner again.
  • Chuck becomes upset and starts to yelling.
  • Lora says she knew she was right about Rose's identity earlier.
  • Rose nervously laughs while backing away from chuck and attempting to explain.
  • Lora stops the belly rub and tells chuck to stop upsetting Rose.
  • Chuck, crying very sad kitty tears, reveals that his "cowardice" was responsible for Rose's death.
  • Lora finally realizes she should stop talking.
  • Rose asks Ann to help.
  • Ann joins Rose in attempting to defuse the situation.
  • Chuck asks for aquick explanation so he can be on his way. He's visibly sobbing still.

Author Brother's House

  • Elshi meets Kraggi halfway and dubs him "Uncle Nutter."
  • Kraggi (not chuck) purrs in ecstasy as he likes the name and is excited about Atescu's pie.
  • Grim tells Kraggi that it will be a Pecan Pie.
  • Freek clomps down the stairs and, though he sounds surprised, he recognizes Grim right away.
  • Kraggi confirms Grim's identity.


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Ann's House

  • Ann says Rose is her sister
  • Chuck isn't buying her story.
  • Ann tries to prove her point by pointing out they have the same smell.
  • Chuck says that would mean they are the same person not sisters.
  • Lomgren walks to the door scene.
  • Ann mentions Rose is from another dimension and asks Chuck to drop the subject.
  • Chuck sees Lomgren and asks if he is her lifemate.
  • Rose says he's not hers but that Ann is certainly interested.
  • Chuck orders them to "get to it" then, forgetting about his earlier desire to be on his way, walks to the couch and takes a nap.
  • Lomgren asks about Chuck.
  • Ann is blushing.
  • Rose uses advanced meowing to speak deviously about Ann and Lomgren to Chuck as he goes to lie down.
  • Lora leaves to go home.
  • KF chants "polar bears . . . polar bears . . . polar bears . . ."
  • Ann's mind joins the chanting then she goes to take her shower, forgetting to ask Rose the question Chuck's appearance interrupted.
  • KF asks Ann what thought she hid with the polar bear chant earlier.
  • Ann tells him it was about Lomgren and made her deserve a cold shower.
  • KF translates Roses feline statement from before.
  • Ann says Rose is trying to push Ann into Lomgren and then explains her reasoning and thoughts about this subject.
  • KF doesn't want their relationship to stay hidden.
  • Ann asks when would be a good time for the big reveal.
  • KF's thoughts are interrupted by how good the shower feels.
  • KF experiences his first "brushing" as Ann.
  • Ann asks him about the breakfast conversation on how to remove KF from her head.


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Ann's House

  • KF has trouble saying "physical contact" as the physical pleasure of Ann brushing her arm is too distracting.
  • Ann gives a devious smile as she asks him "Come again?" just to see "if he could get it all out while she was brushing."
  • KF pleasure moans unable to speak full words.
  • Ann finishes her arm and stops to clean the brush giving KF a chance to talk.
  • KF explains that physical contact with his other self could help. He then asks for "more brushing, please?"
  • Ann starts to brush her face deciding to let KF enjoy it.
  • KF sends Ann the desire to lean into the brush.
  • Lomgren leaves to shower at his house.

JJA's House

  • JJA enters the transformatrix to test the FV10 form. Apparently there is a physical limit to beauty and this is it so there can be no FV11.
  • JJA makes a video of himself in this form being worshiped by a simulated throng of men and women. He saves the form to the T1001 then adds an audio explanation to his video before broadcasting it.
  • Bob had called his maniacal friend Keb who offers to help him with living arrangements if a 20x20 plot of land and mining equipment is provided.
  • Bob feels JJA's house might be a construction company so he knocks on the door expecting to be ignored.

Author Brothers House

  • Freek says Grim hasn't been home. He then asks Grim to start cooking.
  • Elshi asks "what Uncle Nutter and Auntie Grim have been up to."
  • Grim turns pale and looks at Kraggi.
  • Kraggi covers saying that he and Grim were testing out all all the stuff at their new restaurant.
  • Grim goes off to cook.
  • Elshi goes to bug Atescu.
  • Freek asks Kraggi about his realtionship with Freek's (newly female) sister (Grim).
  • Kraggi says she's his girlfriend "at the moment" and asks if there are any specifics Freek would like to know.
  • Freek is just curious. He can handle the truth.
  • Kraggi tells him of the gender shifts and love making.
  • Freek defines the relationship as a Teyran.
  • Kraggi defines it as a Gzargl. ;)
  • Freek debates the terminology throwing of words like keyoll and teytar.
  • Atescu asks if a Gzargl is like and informal Nir to which Freek says it is different.
  • He then decides to submit the word Gzargl to the Compendium of Sentient Relationships.
  • Eric the Cleric and James, God of Awesome send Kraggi a note via Kitty (a speed demon) traveling windlessly at Mach 2. The note reveals the existence of Bob.


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Wikinotes

  • JJA's lab is 200x200x200 feet in dimension.
  • New character: Nosaj. (Jason backwards. Pronounced No Sage perhaps?)

JJA's House

  • JJA Greets Bob (and autos Bob's introduction as Bob).
  • Bob is taken aback by being noticed.
  • Bob asks JJA for mining equipment.
  • JJA says he has the giant drill used to dig out his lab. "Why?"
  • Bob asks to borrow it so his friend can setup a house of some kind.
  • JJA agrees and then asks if Bob would care to come inside.
  • Krid leaves and goes looking for the local zoning board.

Sage's Office

  • Sage wakes up from his dream yelling about a "bad monkey".
  • He starts to read a book on dream analysis.
  • Diana (from the Clinc's front desk) enters and tells Sage he has a patient waiting outside.
  • Sage has Diana send the patient in. He puts away his book wondering what it meant by "mental breakdown looming."
  • A creepy man dressed in Black with matching top hat wishes to tell Sage of his "visions".
  • Sage asks for the man's name. It is Nosaj.
  • Sage asks about the visions.
  • Nosaj tells of a hallway with a pile of bodies one of which is Sage.
  • Sage "scribbles" ( :P ) some notes and asks if the bodies were dead.

Author Brother's House

  • Kraggi calls them all crazy though not as much as himself.
  • Freek says they are not crazy; rather, they are knowledgeable of the Compendium.
  • Kraggi asks about the Compendium.
  • Freek hands him an electronic copy of the Compendium on a PDA type device.
  • A print copy is available in the Grand Library.
  • Kraggi giggles as he looks up bad words. He asks how they heard of Mossy Knoll.
  • Freek encourages Kraggi to look up Tyungoyu, the most impolite relationship reference in the Multiverse.
  • The Author Brothers came to Mossy Knoll after listening to their Multiversic wave radio.


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Wikinotes

  • Apparent Ages (in years): Ann 27, Kraggi 25 (really 200+), Atescu 28 (ageless), Grim 27 (ageless), Freek 24 (ageless).
  • Grim's last name is revealed to be Tolyen.

Author brother's House

  • Kraggi looks up the word Freek suggested and laughs heartily.
  • Kraggi came to Mossy Knoll following Ann. "Don't tell her." he asks them.
  • Atescu tells Kraggi that an "Ann" is the best type of relationship in the book.
  • Kraggi corrects Atescu saying Ann is his 27 year old daughter.
  • Freek now defines Kraggi as a kiyut for how he doesn't look old enough to be Ann's father through the use of magic.
  • Grim and Elshi finish cooking and announce dinner to the others.
  • Kraggi rushes to dinner.
  • Freek tells Grim her "Teyran is a Kiyut".
  • Grim tells Freek to stop using the Compendium like that. She has cooked pasta just as she had told Kraggi she would earlier in the park.
  • Elshi brings a pitcher of water.
  • Kraggi eats and asks what Freek is calling him.
  • Freek explains and Grim responds to Kraggi's compliments.
  • Kraggi wonders if such a specific word as Teyran can be in common use.
  • Freek tells of Teyran II.
  • Grim is angry at Freek for having submitted her name to the Compendium.
  • Kraggi tells them he is 200+ years old then asks how old the Author Brothers are.
  • They are technically ageless, but decided on the following ages: Atescu 28, Grim 27, Freek 24.
  • Kraggi asks if they ever saw the Great Fall.

Sage's Office

  • Nosaj's vision was of Lomgren being possessed by magic weapons (pistol and rapier) and then having killed most of the town.
  • Sage asks if Nosaj has ever heard the name Lomgren before. Nosaj has not.
  • Sage doesn't believe the vision to be a prophecy, but he deems that Nosaj has some psychic abilities and paranoia.
  • Sage prescribes a liquid medicine.
  • Nosaj thanks Dr. Sage.
  • Sage says Nosaj's experience is normal for developing psychics. Details learned subconsciously mix with dreams and such.
  • The medicine is a low strength sedative to help Nosaj stay calm and sleep better at night.


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Author Brother's House

  • Grim was on a different plane back then having a demi-deity child with a mortal.
  • Freek saw the Great Fall and says it pales in comparison to the World's End War in a universe where Ann lives to old age of 70 and Kraggi keeps his current levels of Sanity.
  • Ann has a daughter in this world who also survives.
  • Grim and Kraggi cuddle to fight off the depressive nature of this conversation talk.
  • Elshi tells the story of how she discovered Auntie Grim was female earlier. (Back on page 57)
  • Kraggi asks if Grim often brings home "strange women" as Elshi terms it.
  • Elshi confirms this then mentions Freek's off-planet lair much to his displeasure.
  • Kraggi guesses that he falls into the category of "strange women" even though he is currently male.

Sage's Office

  • Nosaj tells more of his dream and the Phoenix Blade's life force capabilities to kill even immortals.
  • The rest of this page is an OOC debate about the nature of this dream.
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