Backstory75 MKRP
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- Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
- Amy was given a new soul.
- Space stuff happens
Outside
- Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
- Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
- Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
- Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
- Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.
The Pub
- Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
- It is raining.
- Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
- Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
- Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
- Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
- Atescu orders more wine.
- Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
- Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
- Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
- Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
- Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
- Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
- Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
- Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
- Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
- Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
- Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
- Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
- Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
- Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."
Author Brothers House
- Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
- She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
- Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.
General Store
- 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
- This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
- She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
- They rejoice at this miracle.
- Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
- Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.
General Store
- Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
- He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
- He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.
The Pub
- Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
- Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
- Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
- Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
- Scribble enters the Pub.
- This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
- Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
- Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
- Rocky orders another drink.
- Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
- Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
- Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.
The Restaurant: on a Stove.
- Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
- Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
- Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
- Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
- Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
- This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.
Ann's House
- Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
- She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
- Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
- KF claims his body is still alive without him.
- KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
- AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
- Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
- Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
- KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.
Author Brothers House
- Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
- Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.
The Restaurant
- Grim and Kraggi move from the stove to kitchenside booth seventeen.
- Grim offers to cook eggs (both fried and scrambled) and bacon.
- Kraggi was really hot and spoke "sexy as hell".
- Grim cooks at the grill wearing only socks and underwear.
- Female Kraggi strikes poses in front of the reflective fridge.
- Grim poses next to Kraggi.
- Kraggi starts to giggle.
- The first MV5 beam hits Kraggi mid giggle turning it into a scary deep laugh.
- Kraggi (after checking) is shocked that he is male.
The Pub
- Rocky's drinking, like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going.
- JJA drinks fifteen drinks.
- He relies on TF tech to avoid drunkenness and alcohol poisoning.
- This scares Ex who then runs screaming from the Pub.
- Ex breaks into a random house.
- Scribble and Eric greet each other.
- JJA leaves the Pub very drunk.
- A female Brad enters the pub looking for Scribble.
Author Brothers House
- Freek leaves Elshi to her reading.
- He then changes clothes and shaves.
- He heads out to open the bakery.
Outside
- JJA goes on a TF rampage on the way home.
- Brad, a bat morph, is turned into a woman again.
- Freek is hit with FV1 and turned female.
- Freek sees the large pictures in the Square and takes them down.
- She is worried about Atescu seeing them and getting drunk.
TF Shop
- JJA presses the "Do Not Press! Ever!" button.
- This causes a large ray gun to come out of his roof.
- This gun fires the MV5 beams at Grim and Kraggi.
- It also hits JJA's house with an FV4 beam.
- JJA's head clears a bit, but he gets hammered on and so he teleports away.
- The TF shop is closed.
Ann's House
- Ann sips her whiskey and asks KF to clarify his earlier statement.
- KF is also affected by the drink.
- His other thirds or selves represent Past and Present.
- The body he departed is a "forth third."
- Space stuff happens.
- Drunken Ann asks if she can have KF's body.
- She almost spills her whiskey on herself.
- She throws her whiskey at the nightstand.
- The whiskey glass slides off the nightstand and onto the floor.
- Ann decides that she has had her "fill for the night".
- AP fills in plot holes OOC using updated weather reports - and a shovel.
- KF gets hiccups even though he is in thought form.
TF Shop
- JJA watches Grim and Kraggi using his security system.
The Restaurant
- Grim is creeped out by Kraggi's sudden maleness and asks if it is his normal form.
- Grim is hit by the second MV5 beam becoming taller.
- Kraggi says this form is more muscular and then confirms "it's a lot bigger".
- Kraggi is wearing women's underwear still.
- Grim prefers his normal baritone voice to the new bass one, but he enjoys physical strength.
- Grim says "I am Hans!" (Hans and Franz joke)
- Kraggi laughs then gets flustered when he realizes his wardrobe is inappropriate.
- Grim flinches and asks about reversing the changes.
- Kraggi mentions the TF gun at his home but doesn't see whats wrong with the current situation other than clothes.
- Grim is unhappy with the voice of his new form.
- Grim becomes interested in being a woman.
- Grim gives Kraggi his Khakis and they plan to go to Kraggi's home.
- Kraggi wonders if Grim needs his pants, but Grim says boxers alone are fine for now.
Clothing Store
- Patricia Davis is created as owner of the clothing shop.
- She doesn't enjoy being next to the new pub.
- She gets TF'd taller and with longer hair and bigger assets.
- She looks down and then gets TF'd back to normal.
- She writes the experience off as a product of late night mixers at the new pub.
Ann's House
- Ann shouts drunkenly at the room before flopping over Rose and Ann-KF to protect them from nothing.
- (:rootbeer:?)
- KF says ow to the yelling, and he says mmm to the nice feeling of where they flopped.
- Ann is oblivious about lying across two naked versions of herself.
- She plays with Ann-KF's hair.
- She thinks about how Kraggi will freak when he hears this.
- KF says "Hears ... are we going to be THAT loud??". (HA!!!)
- The meaning of KF's joke slowly dawns on Ann.
- KF starts to wonder how he ended up trapped in Ann's head in the first place.
TF Shop / JJA's Residence
- Freek asks JJA to for TF related help.
Eric's House
- Eric screams at the intruder (Ex).
- Silence follows.
Clothing Store
- Scribble makes Patricia sexy then leaves to go on another TF rampage.
The Restaurant
- Grim confirms his desire to go to Kraggi's to become a woman.
- Kraggi leads Grim by the arm to his home.
Kraggi's House
- Kraggi looks for his TFG.
- Grim looks for women's clothes.
- Lewdness ;P
- Kraggi FV6's Grim.
- Grim pokes her chest and notes its softness then strikes a sexy pose against the wall.
- Kraggi is aroused and attempts to burry his face in the boobies.
- Grim responds in kind and tasteful curtains fall.
- Time passes and the curtains rise again.
- Grim claims that sex is better as a woman.
- Grim Gets dressed in an evening gown then asks Kraggi where he keeps the rest of the clothes.
Ann's House
- Ann closes her eyes as she trails off towards sleep.
- She thinks KF can get out of her head.
- She thinks intimate thoughts, purrs, and continues to use Ann-KF's belly as a pillow.
- Ann falls asleep.
- KF spends the next hour attempting to leave Ann's head without success.
- He becomes aware of Ann's (:rootbeer:?) worthy dream.
Kraggi's House
- Kraggi tells Grim where the clothes are located.
- Grim puts on a new t-shirt and jeans, then poses in front of a mirror.
- She grabs more clothes and sleepwear.
- She kisses Kraggi on the cheek and leaves while inviting him to her house at 6:00.
- Kraggi dances a jig then goes to bed.
- He sets an alarm for 3:00 PM.
Ann's House
- Rose wakes up first.
- She suffers from photosensitivity and other well described hangover symptoms.
- Rose is pinned under Ann and attempts to wake her by calling her name but it doesn't work.
- Ann is still dreaming about before.
- Rose pulls Ann's tail.
- Ann's arm shoot's out instinctively in response to the pain and it lands on an eyeopening, furry, squishy place.
- Ann moves her hand lower and rubs Rose's belly saying "good morning".
- Rose responds "good afternoon" as it is 2:00PM.
- Rose purrs and doesn't want Ann to stop the belly rub, but Ann reminds her of the earlier tail pulling.
- Ann rolls over to let Rose up.
- Rose heads to the washroom and Ann reminds her to take clothes.
- Lomgren is awakened by the faint sounds of footsteps and voices.
- He decides to remain quiet.
TF Shop
- JJA shoots Freek with a "normal" form from his TFG then returns to bed.
The Pub
- Kirk declares to femme-Brad (henceforth called Brenda) that his "sex senses" are tingling.
- Brenda feels like remaining female.
- Homer puts up a sign informing others that Nabiki 2 will be taking bets on how many drinks Rocky will consume before using the bathroom.
- Atescu wakes up, stumbbles, falls, and calls for help.
- Homer teases Atescu about his hangover a little and helps him to his feet.
- Atescu leans on her for support as he is in bad shape.
- Homer helps him to a booth then brings him a "hangover kit", a shotglass, and some whiskey.
- The kit contains Aspirin and a can of Red Bull.
- Atescu takes everything Homer gives him and says the hangover hurts less now.
The Restaurant
- A sneaky form steals something from the diner then leaves through the back window giving a low chuckle.
OOC
- Krid asks to join the RP.
- Krid's tanker truck is mentioned for the first time.
Clothing Store
- Scribble's earlier attempt to transform Patricia's essence failed.
- She closes shop early today.
Author Brothers House
- Grim arrives home at 7:00 AM and promptly goes to bed.
- At 12:00 PM Elshi goes looking for "Uncle Grim" only to find "Auntie Grim" sleeping.
- She wakes Auntie Grim up.
- Elshi notices that Grim is a girl now and thinks it might be due to karma.
- Grim affirms she feels good and she has long hair, "finally".
The Pub
- Sage is lonely and drinking root beer.
- Eric talks to Sage and cleans a glass.
- Homer gives Atescu a head and neck massage to aid blood flow.
- Eric disapproves of Homer's display of intimacy with a customer but continues to work anyways.
- Atescu introduces himself to Homer.
- Homer introduces herself to Atescu and smiles a big full smile.
- Eric speaks of a drink more powerful than what Atescu had, but refrains from making it as it requires virgin sacrifices made to the Dark Lord Getdrunkofyerass.
- Bob enters the RP and the pub (Bio on this page).
- Bob sits a at the bar. He owns a tanker truck.
Ann's House
- Lomgren quietly pings for interaction.
- Rose emerges from the washroom fully dressed and says hi.
- Lomgren asks "which one are you?" as Rose and Ann look the same.
- Rose says she is Rose as Ann slams her way into the washroom.
- Lomgren wants to talk with Rose as he doesn't know her very well.
- Rose ignores her headache and accepts.
Kraggi's House
- Kraggi's alarm goes off and he smashes it into oblivion.
- He heads to the diner to retrieve his clothes.
Ann's House
- Lomgren asks Rose about herself.
- There are mild creaking noises in the hall.
- Ann comes out of the bathroom and gives Rose a kiss in full view of Lomgren.
- KF shares Ann's hangover.
- Lomgren stares, blushes, then returns to the couch in shock.
- Ann is really still in bed stretching in a feline manner.
- Rose is surprised, but then realizes it that it is really Ann-KF.
- Rose gives Ann-KF a big hug and a kiss back.
The Pub
- Sage's eye's water at the sight of Bob's hideous shirt.
- He tells Bob this, "no offense meant of course."
- Eric introduces himself to Homer as "you coworker".
- Homer, still massaging Atescu, didn't know about any others working for Squato.
- Atescu can't remember what he was trying to forget. It must have worked.
The Diner
- Kraggi enters and panics at how his "lacey unmentionables" have been stolen.
- He leaves the diner.
Town Square
- The cloaked figure raises Kraggi's stolen clothes on the flagpole then sneaks out of town.
Clothing Store
- Kraggi enters the store just as Patricia is closing shop and asks for ladies undies.
- Patricia ". . ."
- Kraggi asks to get waht the "pretty lady" from earlier (Female-Kraggi) got.
- Pat goes through the motion of selling him the clothes but is not used to "weirdos".
- Kraggi buys the lingere then leaves humming "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa.
TF Shop
- Random TF explosions occur as JJA develops the T1001 and the M/FV9 forms.
The Park
- Kraggi, hearing explosions, hides behind a bench until 6PM .
Author Brothers House
- Grim has Elshi promise to keep his womanhood secret from the others for now.
- Ggrim leaves and heads towards the diner.
The Park
- Kraggi jumps out from behind the bench and yells "BOO!" as Grim passes by.
- Grim is mildly startled but recovers quickly and asks where Kraggi's off to.
- Kraggi sees his panties hanging from the flagpole then points at them and screams about it.
The Pub
- Homer says Atescu was forgetting about pictures but not to worry.
- Homer hears Kraggi's yell of "Lacey Unmentionables!" and decides to ignore it.
- Eric informs Homer that he has been working next to her mixing drinks for "quite a while."
- Sage confirms Eric's identity then complains of being unable to drink.
TF Shop
- JJA's roof explodes sending large chunks of shrapnel flying.
Town Square
- Grim asks if he can have the panties.
- Kraggi agrees then climbs up the flag pole in squirrel form.
- Just as Kraggi grabs the panties a slab of JJA's roof whizzes by and shreds the panties nearly hitting Kraggi and landing next to a frightened Grim.
- Grim yells for Kraggi to get down, and Kraggi leaps for it.
- Kraggi cries out in pain as he nearly breaks his legs.
- JJA rushes out of his house FV7'd and apologizes before returning inside, completing the T1001, and going to sleep in his now roofless house.
- Grim rushes to Kraggi's aid.
The Park
- Kraggi has Grim help him to the park bench.
- Grim is relieved that Kraggi is alright.
- Kraggi says he's glad he grew up with flying squirrels and not "pathetic" tree squirrels.
- Grim continues to offer help.
Town Square
- A tree squirrel drops a lone tear.
Ann's House
- KF complains again about drinking.
- Ann-KF kisses Rose some more.
- Lomgren is shocked and confused.
- Ann's sexy thoughts return and she smiles and purrs in bed.
- Rose tells Lomgren this isn't Ann and then mentions the laundry should be done now (Ann-KF is naked.)
- Lomgren realizes now that Ann-KF is death.
Outside/Misc.
- Belle is awakened from a meditative state by a disturbance in the force created by the T1001.
- Scribble freaks out about the T1001.
Wikinotes
- Harine's bio on this page.
The Park
- Kraggi wonders what the explosion was.
- Grim tells Kraggi they'll have shrimp pasta an pecan pie for diner.
- Kraggi is exited by the prospect of pie but his leg still hurts.
- Harine, a dragon-Jeremy, runs out to the flag pole and asks Kraggi if he's alright.
- Grim is confused by Harine.
Ann's House
- Ann-KF says she's not scary once you get to know her.
- Lomgren asks her to put some clothes on. She's embarrassing him.
- Ann-KF and Rose go to the laundry room and ask Lomgren about his stated second fear.
- Lomgren says that he isn't into girls kissing girls, especially sisters.
- Rose and Ann-KF exchange glances. "But I'm a girl," Ann-KF responds.
- KF: "Chitter-mrr!"
Ann's House
- Lomgren replies that Ann-KF is a guy who happens to be a girl right now.
- Ann-KF gets her robe from the drier and asks Lomgren how that matters.
- Ann continues to imagine impossible yet sexy acts as KF comments.
- Ann-KF and Rose return to Ann's bedroom.
- Lomgren still thinks of Ann-KF as a guy, but he says its not important.
- Ann-KF asks Ann for a spare uniform.
- Lora wakes up stinking of sweat.
- She realizes she's been sleeping for a long time and is very hungry.
- She hears a voice she believes to be Rose's.
The Park
- Harine bounds off.
- Eric arrives at the scene.
- Kraggi introduces Eric to Grim.
- Eric confuses Grim for Atescu the drunk (The Author brothers are identical triplets though Grim is currently female.)
- Grim slaps Eric for accusing her of being a drunk as she never drinks.
- Kraggi confirms that Eric is confused.
- Eric persists saying that Homer threw Grim in the backroom.
- Grim refrains herself from slapping Eric again at Kraggis behest.
- Grim says Atescu or Freek might drink but it is unlikely for them to get drunk.
- Eric realizes his mistake about the triplets and then tells Kraggi about his job at the pub and Dark Lord Getdrunkofyerass.
- Kraggi says bye to Eric then heads to the diner to look for his jeans and tank top.
- Grim follows after Kraggi and giggles at the thought of atescu being drunk.
