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- Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
- Amy was given a new soul.
- Space stuff happens
Outside
- Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
- Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
- Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
- Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
- Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.
The Pub
- Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
- It is raining.
- Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
- Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
- Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
- Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
- Atescu orders more wine.
- Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
- Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
- Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
- Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
- Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
- Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
- Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
- Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
- Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
- Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
- Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
- Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
- Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
- Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."
Author Brothers House
- Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
- She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
- Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.
General Store
- 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
- This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
- She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
- They rejoice at this miracle.
- Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
- Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.
General Store
- Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
- He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
- He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.
The Pub
- Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
- Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
- Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
- Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
- Scribble enters the Pub.
- This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
- Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
- Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
- Rocky orders another drink.
- Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
- Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
- Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.
The Restaurant: on a Stove.
- Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
- Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
- Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
- Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
- Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
- This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.
Ann's House
- Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
- She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
- Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
- KF claims his body is still alive without him.
- KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
- AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
- Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
- Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
- KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.
Author Brothers House
- Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
- Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.
The Restaurant
- Grim and Kraggi move from the stove to kitchenside booth seventeen.
- Grim offers to cook eggs (both fried and scrambled) and bacon.
- Kraggi was really hot and spoke "sexy as hell".
- Grim cooks at the grill wearing only socks and underwear.
- Female Kraggi strikes poses in front of the reflective fridge.
- Grim poses next to Kraggi.
- Kraggi starts to giggle.
- The first MV5 beam hits Kraggi mid giggle turning it into a scary deep laugh.
- Kraggi (after checking) is shocked that he is male.
The Pub
- Rocky's drinking, like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going.
- JJA drinks fifteen drinks.
- He relies on TF tech to avoid drunkenness and alcohol poisoning.
- This scares Ex who then runs screaming from the Pub.
- Ex breaks into a random house.
- Scribble and Eric greet each other.
- JJA leaves the Pub very drunk.
- A female Brad enters the pub looking for Scribble.
Author Brothers House
- Freek leaves Elshi to her reading.
- He then changes clothes and shaves.
- He heads out to open the bakery.
Outside
- JJA goes on a TF rampage on the way home.
- Brad, a bat morph, is turned into a woman again.
- Freek is hit with FV1 and turned female.
- Freek sees the large pictures in the Square and takes them down.
- She is worried about Atescu seeing them and getting drunk.
TF Shop
- JJA presses the "Do Not Press! Ever!" button.
- This causes a large ray gun to come out of his roof.
- This gun fires the MV5 beams at Grim and Kraggi.
- It also hits JJA's house with an FV4 beam.
- JJA's head clears a bit, but he gets hammered on and so he teleports away.
- The TF shop is closed.
Ann's House
- Ann sips her whiskey and asks KF to clarify his earlier statement.
- KF is also affected by the drink.
- His other thirds or selves represent Past and Present.
- The body he departed is a "forth third."
- Space stuff happens.
- Drunken Ann asks if she can have KF's body.
- She almost spills her whiskey on herself.
- She throws her whiskey at the nightstand.
- The whiskey glass slides off the nightstand and onto the floor.
- Ann decides that she has had her "fill for the night".
- AP fills in plot holes OOC using updated weather reports - and a shovel.
- KF gets hiccups even though he is in thought form.
TF Shop
- JJA watches Grim and Kraggi using his security system.
The Restaurant
- Grim is creeped out by Kraggi's sudden maleness and asks if it is his normal form.
- Grim is hit by the second MV5 beam becoming taller.
- Kraggi says this form is more muscular and then confirms "it's a lot bigger".
- Kraggi is wearing women's underwear still.
- Grim prefers his normal baritone voice to the new bass one, but he enjoys physical strength.
- Grim says "I am Hans!" (Hans and Franz joke)
- Kraggi laughs then gets flustered when he realizes his wardrobe is inappropriate.
- Grim flinches and asks about reversing the changes.
- Kraggi mentions the TF gun at his home but doesn't see whats wrong with the current situation other than clothes.
- Grim is unhappy with the voice of his new form.
- Grim becomes interested in being a woman.
- Grim gives Kraggi his Khakis and they plan to go to Kraggi's home.
- Kraggi wonders if Grim needs his pants, but Grim says boxers alone are fine for now.
Clothing Store
- Patricia Davis is created as owner of the clothing shop.
- She doesn't enjoy being next to the new pub.
- She gets TF'd taller and with longer hair and bigger assets.
- She looks down and then gets TF'd back to normal.
- She writes the experience off as a product of late night mixers at the new pub.
Ann's House
- Ann shouts drunkenly at the room before flopping over Rose and Ann-KF to protect them from nothing.
- (:rootbeer:?)
- KF says ow to the yelling, and he says mmm to the nice feeling of where they flopped.
- Ann is oblivious about lying across two naked versions of herself.
- She plays with Ann-KF's hair.
- She thinks about how Kraggi will freak when he hears this.
- KF says "Hears ... are we going to be THAT loud??". (HA!!!)
- The meaning of KF's joke slowly dawns on Ann.
- KF starts to wonder how he ended up trapped in Ann's head in the first place.
