Cuteness Defense Shield

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-	Yet to be known if it works on after a three tailed Foxkin Vixen has her way with him for a little item.	+	The Cuteness Defense Shield (or CDS for short) is the power posessed by certain creatures that are traditionally considered to be "too cute to be harmed". It is actually a tangible force, first documented by moogles. It grants the same protective qualities as an [[NPC Field|NPCF]], with the added bonus that it allows the one the field centers from to still do normal actions.
-	Otherwise, something that [[Drayco]] has.	+	However, few have ever dared to test the strength of the Cuteness Defense Shield, so the exact limits of its protective force are unknown.
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		+	==Further notes on the CDS==
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		+	* It is to be noted that not all cute creatures have this shield. Sometimes, this is because the said creature is “too epic to be too cute to be harmed” (ex. [[May Cottontail|May]]).
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		+	* Yet to be known if it works against a pentuple-Hammering from a three tailed Foxkin Vixen after she has her way with [[Drayco|a certain moogle]] for a little item.
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		+	* The CDS cannot be mimicked, meaning that something that normally does not posess it's own CDS could not get one just by turning into something that normally does have one. (ex. [[Steel Spork Inn]]-version [[Drayco|Artmoogle]])
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		+	*Cuteness Defense Shields are known to cause a slight strain on the space-time continuum of whatever universe they inhabit, and this strain increases with the strength of the CDS and the number of them in a given locale. It has been theorized that a shield too powerful (or a closely-packed group of them) could create a tear in the fabric of reality, destroying whatever universe the cute creature inhabited along with all of its inhabitants within seconds. This has almost occurred several times in [[LPW]].
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		+	*Those who've studied the phenomenon find that a powerful CDS can be detected from an incredible distance away by any entity sensitive to fluctuations of space-time. This "field" has a strange attractive power towards any other CDS, drawing the two closer to one another and often culminating in cuddling or [[Tasteful Curtain|tasteful curtains]]. This effect is believed to be related to [[Snow-White Syndrome]], and is the source of [[ChibiMe]]'s single greatest fear.
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Current revision as of 13:42, 24 December 2006

The Cuteness Defense Shield (or CDS for short) is the power posessed by certain creatures that are traditionally considered to be "too cute to be harmed". It is actually a tangible force, first documented by moogles. It grants the same protective qualities as an NPCF, with the added bonus that it allows the one the field centers from to still do normal actions.

However, few have ever dared to test the strength of the Cuteness Defense Shield, so the exact limits of its protective force are unknown.

Further notes on the CDS

• It is to be noted that not all cute creatures have this shield. Sometimes, this is because the said creature is “too epic to be too cute to be harmed” (ex. May).

• Yet to be known if it works against a pentuple-Hammering from a three tailed Foxkin Vixen after she has her way with a certain moogle for a little item.

• The CDS cannot be mimicked, meaning that something that normally does not posess it's own CDS could not get one just by turning into something that normally does have one. (ex. Steel Spork Inn-version Artmoogle)

• Cuteness Defense Shields are known to cause a slight strain on the space-time continuum of whatever universe they inhabit, and this strain increases with the strength of the CDS and the number of them in a given locale. It has been theorized that a shield too powerful (or a closely-packed group of them) could create a tear in the fabric of reality, destroying whatever universe the cute creature inhabited along with all of its inhabitants within seconds. This has almost occurred several times in LPW.

• Those who've studied the phenomenon find that a powerful CDS can be detected from an incredible distance away by any entity sensitive to fluctuations of space-time. This "field" has a strange attractive power towards any other CDS, drawing the two closer to one another and often culminating in cuddling or tasteful curtains. This effect is believed to be related to Snow-White Syndrome, and is the source of ChibiMe's single greatest fear.