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- 13:33, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) m At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes (top)
- 03:25, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes
- 03:20, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Vichael Mick offers you membership into the Mick Criminal Organization (Created page with 'The Mick Criminal Organization isn't known for its intelligence, you are quickly arrested for organizing cock fights. Sentenced to 4 years you serve 2 on good behavior. Returni…') (top)
- 03:15, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Proposition the cop while riding naked on a Jet Ski in Punta Cana carrying a lit tiki torch (Created page with 'Riding around the moat of the holding cell on your jet ski you start to yell at the cop to get naked and join you, waving your stolen tiki torch around as well you begin to boast…')
- 03:14, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Call Pean Seterson and ask for him to bail you out (Created page with 'Trumpets blare and confetti rains down from the ceiling, you see a red carpet roll out and a crown appears around the corner. “The King Approaches” Yells some random dude wh…') (top)
- 03:13, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Tawrence Layor gets you some Totally of legal age and not beaten girls (Created page with '“How old are we talking” You ask skeptically “19 I think” says a shifty looking Tawrence Laylor. “Well that’s a bit old for me but I suppose I can go with it” Tawr…') (top)
- 03:11, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N How about we go to a strip club with some of my friends guys (Created page with '“I love boobs” Mete Porris says before you can even think about accepting the Jets tickets. The three of you head to the strip club Santonio in the lead driving his tank, yo…') (top)
- 03:09, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N How about Jets Season Tickets guys (Created page with '“Sure Santonio we’d love to spend 8 Sundays watching a wannabe Bill Belichik and a bunch of halfway decent players stumble around a football field and shoot themselves in the…') (top)
- 03:08, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Use Blood Donor card to cut lines (Created page with '“That’s some nice blow” Or whatever people say when they cut up nice blow with their blood donor card. “That it is Santonio” you say stiffly because the author doesn…') (top)
- 03:06, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Say something to Santonio (Created page with 'Confused, Santonio attempts to figure out how a “horse” can talk. Unable to comprehend how this could happen his head explodes in a mess of blood, brains, and cocaine. Ecst…') (top)
- 03:04, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Try to talk him down (top)
- 03:03, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Offer up your girlfriend (Created page with 'You call up your girlfriend and invite her over; as she approaches she spots Santonio Holmes. You gesture toward her and then to Santonio, you worry she’ll say no but surprisi…') (top)
- 03:02, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Try to talk him down (Created page with '“Listen it was just a mistake” You say “We thought you were some other black guy driving a tank” Things are clearly not going well so Mete Porris steps in “Yea dude I …')
- 03:00, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Use Credit Card to cut lines (top)
- 02:59, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Use Credit Card to cut lines
- 02:58, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Use Credit Card to cut lines (Created page with 'A large hand clamps down on your arm as you begin to cut the lines with the card. “Looks familiar” Says Holmes beginning to get angry as he realizes that you’re cutting th…')
- 02:56, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run into the barn and pretend to feed the horses (Created page with 'Dashing inside and putting on some goofy horse riding gear you’ve had since you were 8 and a horse scared the shit out of you by tossing some girl off his back for not making h…') (top)
- 02:53, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Don’t Surrender to Santonio (Created page with '‘I’m At Malley,’ you think to yourself as you continue to run, ‘I’m fucking crazy’ digging quickly nearby you find your cache of sticky grenades and being the Halo ex…') (top)
- 02:51, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Surrender to Santonio (Created page with '‘That’s it I can’t run anymore’ you say dejectedly to yourself as you put your hands in the air (ha ha hands in the air put your hands in the air). Walking out of the wo…') (top)
- 02:49, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Continue Running from Santonio (Created page with 'You push on panting and wheezing, vowing to quit smoking after this is over and really craving a cig at the same time (Welcome to our minds). Suddenly a loud fucking thing, loud…') (top)
- 02:47, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Set an Ewok Trap (Created page with 'Thinking quickly you suspend two giant logs from ropes, leaving a space large enough for a tank to fit comfortably through. As the tank drives through your Ewok friends (Yup it …') (top)
- 02:44, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run, he’s a fucking angry NFL player. (Created page with 'You dash toward the woods, the surprise registering across Santonios face as he hops in his tank and begins to chase after you. Knocking down trees like the Duke Lacrosse team k…') (top)
- 02:42, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Play “Weed” (Created page with 'You put down your first 4 tiles “Weed, 14 points” You say triumphantly. Holmes plays Endo and you answer with Opium. Santonio grins, his white teeth gleaming in the dim lig…')
- 02:40, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Play “Zephyrs” (Created page with '“Zephyrs, and that’ll be a 50 point bonus!” You proudly exclaim as Holmes looks at you. Not believing that there is a word in the English language that begins with the let…') (top)
- 02:37, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Play Scrabble (Created page with 'Sitting down you draw your first 7 tiles, Santonio has graciously invited you to make the first play. You nervously eye the board eager to cash in on the double word score given…')
- 02:35, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Bite Santonio’s hand as he feeds you (Created page with 'Angry and confused Santonio doesn’t understand what happened, rubbing his hand he decides to prove to the “horse” he’s smarter. “How ‘bout I fuck you up in a game of…') (top)
- 02:08, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Run into the barn and pretend you’re a horse (top)
- 02:05, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Run into the barn and pretend you’re a horse
- 01:56, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run into the barn and pretend you’re a horse (Created page with '“Neigh” or whatever the fuck sound horses make, you hang over the rail your hands held out front like some weird dinosaur you hold perfectly still because you think Football …')
- 01:49, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Use your katana to slice his wallet out of his sweat pants pocket and steal it (top)
- 01:43, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Category:At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes (Created page with ' An index of the pages in the story ''At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes''.') (top)
- 01:34, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Use your katana to slice his wallet out of his sweat pants pocket and steal it (Created page with '“Success,” you think to yourself as the wallet falls quietly into your hands and you slink away unnoticed. Smirking as a breeze moves across the yard causing Santonio to not…')
- 01:33, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) User talk:Platypus
- 01:08, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Steal his wallet the old fashioned way and flee to the woods (Created page with 'You quickly grab the wallet from his pocket and dash across the driveway to the woods, thinking you’ll lose him since you know they trails so well. Too late, you remember that…')
- 01:02, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) At Malley Page 1
- 00:57, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) At Malley Page 1
- 00:57, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) At Malley Page 1
- 00:56, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N At Malley Page 1 (Created page with 'You’re At Malley, chosen to watch your Aunts house and feed her dogs. You’ve been careful so far, mindful of any earrings and stray coloring books that may have been left be…')
- 00:54, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes
- 00:41, 25 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes (Created page with 'At Malley and the Wallet of Holmes By: Jay Manzella An A-Team Choose your Own Adventure A-Team Publishing (2010) With assistance from Rusty Clam Productions Dedication: To e…')
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