Don’t Surrender to Santonio

From Create Your Own Story

‘I’m At Malley,’ you think to yourself as you continue to run, ‘I’m fucking crazy’ digging quickly nearby you find your cache of sticky grenades and being the Halo expert that you are you lob one over your back. Cool Eay Jangle style you don’t even look to see where it lands as the tank explodes and flips over. Breathing a sigh of relief you and Mete Porris slump against a nearby tree and try to catch your breath. Within moments you hear a sickening crunching and twisting sound, looking toward the tank you see the side deform and floating out of it is Darth Santonio Holmes. Mete Porris grabs his foam sword thinking it’s a lightsaber and runs up to Santonio, booping him on the nose with the foam toy Mete laughs. Santonio scowls and cuts Mete in half with his Lightsaber. Out of nowhere May Janzella flies in in his X-Wing (Modified 1996 Chevy Cavalier) Jumping out he ignites his blue lightsaber and engages Darth Holmes in a fight, naturally May Janzella ruins Darth Holmes’ day, dudes a Jedi after all (and single, ladies). The gang gets a beer.

(The End)