Use Blood Donor card to cut lines

From Create Your Own Story

“That’s some nice blow” Or whatever people say when they cut up nice blow with their blood donor card. “That it is Santonio” you say stiffly because the author doesn’t really know how to write a scene where the characters are doing blow. “Let’s just skip past this poorly written section of the book” Suggested Mete Porris, then they did blow…lots of blow. (Shoulda let Att Malley write this part). Ten hours later, after consuming blow in whichever manner you would like to Santonio realizes he should offer you guys something for all of the free blow.

How about Jets Season Tickets guys

How about we go to a strip club with some of my friends guys