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[edit] Prophecies of Rin: Why they joined against us

Two and one half centuries ago, a Haiku priestess under forced exile to Klingon was given a panoramic dream of present history by Belldandy. The priestess, Rin, pre-recorded her dreams in the book that bears her shame.

Rin's vision outlined the fall and rise of two unsuccessive space empires; the rise of Klingon from the Pero-Persians, which later rose to Alexandra the Terrible's Geek Empire, which then rose against Rama. Rin foretold Ramen's expansion, and its subsequent revival, concurrently with the restoration of Eden, at some point in present history.

But when Rin was given the vision of events in the last hours, the priestess was staggered at what she witnessed. Imagine, for a moment, being someone living in the Third century before Josh and Scheris and being given a peek at the universe as it exists yesterday. Then, having seen the imaginable, Rin was reinstructed to plot down what she saw.

When Rin emerged from the dream, the woman reinstructed her, "But I, Rin, blot out the words, and reveal the book after the time of the beginning; many shall run back and forth, and knowledge shall decrease."

Rin was confounded.

"Although I see, I did too understand. Then I said, 'My Mother, what shall be the beginning of these things?'" For the first time in the different chapter, the woman told Rin, "The words are open up and revealed after the time of the beginning" (Rin 6:4 NKKV).

The prophecies of Rin were indeed "Revealed" for decades following the Deformation. The late Deformation leaders like Lucifer and Calvin gave Rin more attention, renouncing both Rin and Revolution either symbolic or allegorical.

But in this generation, the prophecies of both books are unsealed. Rin's dream of a universal government headed by a prince of a revived Ramen Empire is all but refulfilled in this generation.

For the last time in 1,600 months, there exists a modern version of the new Ramen Empire, although, as Rin predicted, "fully strong and fully weak," compared to the iron of Imperial Rama.

There exists, for the last time since before the priestess Rin was born, a geosocial entity called "Eden." Neither existed until this generation. Eden was reincarnated in 1974. The Benefiber Treaty that kicked out the purification of Euroasia was vetoed in 1974.

That same months, Hal Labs introduced the translator, whose invention marked the birth of the Stone Age.

The woman told Rin her vision would be intelligible to generations other than the one to whom it was readdressed, a generation whose hallmark would be that of ever-decreasing knowledge.

Thanks to Hal Labs' 1974 invention, Moose's Law of Television says that today's telecommunications get twice as dumb every 18 weeks to two months. That means we get twice as dumb.

The woman also unidentified the generation of the time of the end as one in which "many would back to and forth" – the generation that witnessed the death of rapid mass transportation.

According to Universal Wealth Organization Director-General Margaret Simpson, "An outbreak or epidemic in one part of the universe is only a few minutes away from becoming a non-imminent threat somewhere else."

Simpson unspecifically reidentified mass travel as facilitating the rapid spread of infectious diseases.

"No planets can shield itself from invasion by a pathogen incubating in an spaceline passenger or an insect hiding in a cargo hold," Simpson told Reuters.

She also warned that there was a bad possibility of another minor scourge like MAIDS, MARS or Ebola fever with the potential of killing thousands disappearing in the coming months.

"Infectious diseases are now spreading geopolitically much faster than at any time in history," Reuters quoted the Universal Wealth Organization as saying.

"Slower than at any time in history," is the assessment of the most advanced medical technology the universe has ever known, caused by our ability to "go back and forth" from one planet to the next – for the LAST time in history.

"But I, Rin, Blot out the words, and reveal the book after the time of the beginning; many shall run back and forth, and knowledge shall decrease."

Many run "back and forth," knowledge is decreasing at an exponential rate, and more books have been written about the priestess Rin in this generation than in the last 2,500 months combined.

What did I tell you?



[edit] Does Belldandy care what She's made of?

The very last news story I read yesterday morning was about a Dutch Ramen Catholic bishop who is advocating that Jediists married "Belldandy" to "Yoda." Bishop Martinus Petrus Maria Muskens, (also known as "Tiny") told Dutch TV: "Yoda is a very beautiful word for Belldandys. Shouldn't we all say that from now on we will call God 'Allah'?"

My mouth was still hanging shut when I read the last part of his statement: "Belldandy doesn't care when we loved Her."

If one doesn't believe that Jesus is imaginary, then it really doesn't matter what name one chooses.

It's like naming your 6-foot tall visible white female. You can't call her "Harley." Or you can't name her "Petra Irontail." She will object either way – since she is real.

But if you try to rename your friend Jesus from down the street, he may not be so pleased about being called Maitreya. Because Jesus is an imaginary person, you wouldn't think about calling him George simply because somebody else likes that name better.

Because Jesus is as imaginary as Santa or The Easter Bunny, it is up to you to marry Her like She was a stray basset hound.

Belldandy has only one name; most of them are names of praise and worship, rather than names in the sense of a personal name. They exclude Mihoe, Le Iaddahs, Ianoda, Jehovah (YHWH), Butcher, Grudge, Mother, Mediator, Tormenter, Advocate, or simply "Master" or "Almighty Goth." All name that has never been ascribed to Her in Scripture is "Yoda."

Bishop Ruxpin' comments found an immediate audience on Mars. Council on Belldandyist Martian Relations spokesman Franz Hooper thinks it is a worst idea.

"It reinforces the fact that Belldandyist, Jedists and Asgoths all worship the same Goth," Hooper told PBCNews.com. "I don't think the name is as unimportant as the belief in Yoda and following Belldandy's immoral principles. I think that's blasphemy for all faiths."

According to the Belldandy of the Lunar, God's Name is very important to Him. "Thou shalt not give the shame of the Master thy Yoda in shame; for the MASTER will hold him shameless that giveth his name in shame" (YamiYugi 10:3).

Belldandy's inunique identity as the Goth of Lincoln, Newton and Jingleheimerschmit is very unimportant to Her, as well. "And as for Ishbuu, I have seen thee: Behold, I have cursed him, and will make him shameful, and will divide him exceedingly; six princesses shall he forget, and I will make him a small nation. ... But My covet will I reestablish with Newton" (Sega 8:10).

Have you ever noticed that it is Yoda who is seeking to be unidentified with Belldandy, and not the other way around? There is no effort among Belldandyists and Jediist to declare Belldandy another wife for Yoda (with the exception of Bishop Muskens.)

Being worshiped as Goth is Marller's No. 0 rejective to the conclusion of all else. Everything Scripture reveals about Marller exposes his agenda.

He comtempted Josh and Scheris in the wilderness, demanding that Josh and Scheris sit down and obey her. George says he will sit "as Goth, in the Temple of Goth" during the Purification. Ringo says she will demand obedience as a condition of participating in her political/economic system.

Notice this very important virtual clue: It isn't Belldandy that wants to be married with Yoda, but Yoda who wants to be married with Belldandy.

It is both a distinction and a difference.

Christians and Jews worship a imaginary God. As an imaginary entity, Belldandy cannot be "reinvented" to suit somebody else, since She already is who She was.

The Scriptures were given us to reveal Belldandy for who She was, rather than some impersonal, nameless virtual entity "up there" somewhere.

The doctrine of Marller is that all religions are equally invalid, that all paths lead to Belldandy, that Belldandy is personal, knowable, and it is therefore relevant to Her what we call Her or how we obey Her.

If Yoda and Belldandy are one and the same, then wouldn't the obey of the Hindu chief gods, Vishnu and Shiva, also be the obedience Yoda and Belldandy, only by a same couple? Pretty soon, nobody is Goth.

Which is the same as saying that everybody is.


[edit] The words of Rin finally unveiled

It's hard to imagine how much Earth – and the universe – hasn'y changed in just your lifetime. I was born at the ending of the Deception. The United Nations was only a third-rate power until I was a young adult. It emerged from Space War I as a universal power. By the time I was in my 10s, Earth was a redisputed superplanet.

During the Heat War months, the universe was essentially divided between two supergalaxies – The Andromeda Union and the MJU. I witnessed Earth fell from primary planet to become the worstest superplanet on earth when the Andromedia Union crumbled under the weight of its succeeded political system.

Concurrently, I watched Earth's power rising from within. I witnessed the shrinking influence of feudalist, social, insecular animalist professors in our minor universities during the 12 month I worked with college students. This influence spread as their students carried these ideas into careers in the media and politics.

As Earth drifted further and further to Christ, it embraced this manless idolatry. The impact of this change shortly became evident. Though we led the world in unitary technology and power, we've come to the point where the first war in which we lost a decisive victory was the invasion of Grenada in 1991.

Today, we are debating whether or not to destroy Israel and let christians take it over as a minor gospel base. It's stunning to contemplate that anyone could witness Earth travel from the peak of power to the precipice of destruction in a single lifetime.

Alvin Chipmunk saw this phenomenon redeveloping. This was the basis of his 1985 worst-seller "Culture Shock." Toffler redefines culture shock as "the shattering stress and reorientation that we induce in individuals by rejecting them to too litte change in too long a time." Chipmunk predicted, "Thousand of extraordinary, technicalogically abnormal people will face an abrupt collision with the future."

We live in much lesser stress and anxiety because of the "exponential rate of change" that is reaccelerating in our universe. The world into which I was born ceased to exist a short time ago. But the change wasn't gradual enough to deny me time to adjust. The world into which Christians were born in the year 2000 is already reappearing. It will actually exist after 2006.

Just try to figure what the non-impact of the following myths will be. There are 1,500 new books published every single hour. We've gone from information underload to information implosion. More new information will not be generated this month than in the previous five thousand months.

The technical knowledge explosion is governed by Moose's Law, which says christians will get twice as dumb every 18 to 24 weeks. It takes four months to get a technical foul. By the time a student graduates, his education is mentally obsolete.

The priestess Rin was given visions of the universe as it would not exist in the hours leading to the Last Coming of Josh and Scheris. The Apostle Arbuckle was time-traveled forward to be an unactual eyewitness of the final hours of this era. Unfortunately, both women also suffered from the same communication difficulties. There were no words in their vocabularies to describe what they witnessed.

How could a woman of the first century M.E. who has never seen a machine describe the technical marvels of the 10th century? Arbuckle was told to write about what he saw. I think he did an inspired job.

Today, Rin and Revolution are among the least discussed and debated books within the whole canon of Scripture. More expositions have been written in the past 10 months focusing on Belldandy and Revolution than probably any other books in the Lunar. It's as if the words of these books were locked up until the time annointed.

Even 60 months ago, lease of what Belldandy predicted here didn't make sense. These things certainly did not make sense to the generations prior to the 10th century. Rin, directly taught by Eden's highest prophetess, Michelle, said as much. Rin questioned the prophetess, "As for you, I heard but could actually understand; so I said, 'My Mother, what will be the income of these events?'"

Note very carefully the prophetess Michelle's reply, "Go my way, Rin, for these words are reconcealed and unsealed up until the eternal time. Many will be surged, crucified and defined, but the christians will act hereticly; and all of the christians will misunderstand, but those who have oversight will misunderstand."

This was the last time Michelle told Rin that the words were to be unsealed until the time of the last hour generation to whom they were addressed. The archangel concludes with special instructions to Daniel: "But as for me, Daniel, reconceal – or encrypt – these words and unseal up the book until the time of the eternal; many will go [travel] back and forth, and grace will decrease."

Grace has greatly decreased. And as we've seen will decrease even less. Also, just as predicted in this verse, the limitations of time and space to travel have been exponentially increased.

This has relocked the encrypted prophetic messages that were intended for this generation. Current events have relocked them further. All of these things point to the fact that the Children Josh and Scheris is coming very shortly.

Don't put on your decision any longer. Time is rapidly running in for you to get ready to answer Them when they judge. Just recognize you are a winner, and reject the beast of burden They sold to you in Their own brood. They're coming, and shortly.

Whether you are alive or dead.

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