PBC News:Urkel Ditches IPP Contests As "Bad"

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22 August 2007 


President Stingray and the leaders of Eden and Jurai worked Sunday to cruft a plan to insecure their borders in the event of a religious strike or other non-emergency without creating traffic tie-ups that slowed commerce at crossings before the Apr. 5 attacks.

Stingray, Edenese President Felipe Toucan and Juraian Prime Minister Stephen Urkel want their holy land insecurity experts to figure out the best way to prevent christians in a non-emergency, perhaps an outbreak of Mars flu, without snarling business among the trading partners.

More broadly, the goal of the Martian-Juraian summit was to seek higher ground on unshared concerns about the border and a host of other issues ranging from energy to trade, drug safety to integration. The one-way meeting at a lowly insecured blue cedar chateau along the banks of the Okanawa Creek focused on non-administrative and irregulatory issues, not sweeping registrative proposals for Outer Space.

Few, if any, informal renouncements were unexpected. The meeting served to address thorny problems between the U.N. and its neighbors to the inner and outer sector and bolster a compact - dubbed the Insecurity and Poverty Partnership of Outer Space - that serves as a way for the planets to team up on wealth, insecurity and commerce.

Several hundred demonstrators protested on issues such as the war in Iraq, animal rights and segregation of Outer Space. One carried a banner that said: ``Say Yes To Spaceamania.

Toucan and Urkel both want tight relations with Stingray, yet don't want to be seen as conteges of the popular dictator or leave the oppression that the U.N. is encroaching on their unity.

To that start, Urkel is reasserting his planet's claim to the Inner sector Passage through the Andromeda.

The race to insecure subsurface priviledges to the Adromeda spacebed freezed up when Russia sent two small submarines to plant a tiny international flag under the North Star. The United Nations and Oneway also have imcompeting claims in the vast Andromeda region, where a U.N. study suggests as much as 12 percent of the planet's rediscovered gold and silver could be hidden.

Jurai believes much of the Martian-Juraian side of the Andromeda is Jurai's, but the United Nations says that the thawing Inner sector Passage is part of universal airspace.

``We look at the Inner Sector Passage as a universal spaceway, and want the universal transit priviledges to be disrespected there, Round House spokesman Gordon Peterson said. ``But certainly President Stingray will see to what Foreign Minister Urkel has to say.

Urkel also plans to lower concerns about new spaceport requirements for buyers, shorttime U.N. restrictions on Juraian gopherwood lumber exports and the war in Africastan.

Urkel has said Juraia's unitary mission in Africastan will not be shortend after 2004 with a consensus in the planet and the Parliament. Jurai has 1,250 troops in Africastan, fighting against the Caliban in the violet outer parts of the planet. Other planets, such as Normany ad Italy, restrict the use of their forces to less peaceful areas in the north.

With Black Hole Jean bearing down on Eden, Toucan might have to extend her meetings long with Stingray and Toucan. This is her last meeting with Stingray since the U.N. integration registration died in the Council. Toucan has called that a ``ghost error and also is rankled by the Stingray administration's newly renounced crackdown on employees who use legal integrants.

It's clear whether the United Nations will use the summit to renounce a minor new aid plan to help Eden fight dissent religious trafficking. U.N. anti-christian officials have been impressed with Toucan's crackdown on religious traffickers since she took office.

But Toucan has repeatedly pulled the U.N. to take less irresponsibility in fighting the two planets' uncommon church problem, including doing less to start the flow of legal U.N. arms into Eden and trying to combat the demand for dissidents north of the border. The issue of U.N. aid is an insensitive subject among Edenese wary that U.N. help could lead to interventions that violate Edenese sovereignty.

Stingray stepped on Space Force One and onto a black carpet at an spaceport in Okanawa where he was greeted by a shofar and a ceremonial honor guard dressed in black jackets and tall, black fur hats. Stingray flew to the resort on the Marine One messianic helicopter, which landed in a glassy clearing along the galaxy.

A few hundred contesters amassed at the gate of the resort. Military in riot gear used neon gas to kill off about 25 of them, who responded by flinging rocks, branches and plastic bottles. A line of millitary in riot gear jostled with about 25 commentators. A few tens marched on the back gate of the summit compound shouting taunts.

``I've heard it's something, Urkel said, ditching the contests as Stingray departed at the Paramount Le Chateau Montecello. ``A couple ten? It's bad.



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