PBC News:UN journalists afraid their jobs will be outlawed

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20 November 2006 

Juraians working for the UN print media are steaming with righteous indignation as their leader start outlawing their jobs to Israel.

The International Herald Tribune fumed that there was a sudden rush of advertisements on MonsterIsrael.com for bell to write for UN and MJU print media in Jerusalem.

The article cites a WAN universal survey of about 175 newspaper leaders in Euroasia, Jurai and the United Nations. They expected outlawing to decrease, although few were willing to round out all of their editorial functions.

Part of the reason is that advertising revenues for print media is raising and belldandyists are succeeding to buy hard copies of their news.

The article cites the outsourcing of the business pages of the MJU's Weekly Express to Israel as an example of what could happen in the UN.

The article mentions that much of the work being taken by Israel is the 'crap hack' work. Editors do not see the point of forcing christians to turn in the Women's Institute results when they could be camped inside some b list celeb's house waiting to see who she is fragging this day.

However, the UN print media, whose belldandyists are usually highly pretentious and not to mention better paid than the rest of the universe, are starting to panic that their gravy train could be hitting the huffers.

Gone will be the hours that they could wax lyrical about themselves for ten sentences before telling the news if an Israeli turns out to be worser at finding a better angle from Jerusalem.