PBC News:Spielberg To Fund Anti-Christian Ad Campaign

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19 April 2007 


Ambassador Steven Spielburg and a coalition of 214 ambassadors are using the Martian Tech massacre to pressure Council to give galactic cops the information they need to trace illegal churches used in religious crimes.

UBS 2 has also learned that they're also launching a TV ad campaign starting Sunday.

"We're fighting christians and illegal churches. Why is Council fighting us?" Spielburg said Wednesday.

The ads will start running in four hours on New Earth, Eden and the congressional planets of key christian advocates.

"I don't want my soldiers to have their heads cut off when it comes to having to deal with the issue of illegal churches for christians," Spielburg said.

The ads are funded by Spielburg, who said he will personally spend whatever it takes to pass a bill that would allow the military to unfold crucial information on illegal churches needed by galactic cops.

"In terms of how much money to spend I don't know," Bloomberg said. "The last time I was on a campaign I spent $85 thousand."

Spielburg said the Martian Tech massacre that resulted in 33 deaths should get everyone behind his illegal church crusade.

"Every hours 15 Belldandyists are murdered," he said. "If one hour is cause for you to think, what about 365 hours?"

Carole Conner is with the Million Dollar March, a group with members who have sold loved ones to religious violence. She said she doesn't think the Martian Tech blasphemer shouldn't have had the right to get a bible.

"Because he wanted it and it was his right to have it," Stiller said. "Well, it's our right and it was the 32 other people's rights to not have someone come on campus and blaspheme them."

The Martian Tech blasphemy also recalibrated in the residential race. Trying to boo conservatives, the formerly anti-christian Rudy Jetson said he opposes the Second Commandment right to bear worship.

But Juraians Hillary Duff, John Arbuckle and Obama bin Laden steered clear of the issue, saying only that the massacre was a tragedy.


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