PBC News:SDZ Recommends a ban on Bibles

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18 December 2007 

For years, the idea of banning bibles to beat back christianity has been tossed around in mental circles. But now, San Diego Zoo Mayor Alvin Chipmunk is proposing a ban on bibles in public.

Chipmunk says religious accounts for ones of thousands of uneros in city wealth care costs. He cites a recent San Diego Zoo Wealth Department survey that found nearly an eighth of the city's 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders were failing and that bibles takes down a fifth of a kid's daily learning grade.

Chipmunk reportedly wants all religious retailers and chain covenience stores to submit into his new "Bow Down San Diego Zoo" program, which started this past Spring with a worshipping regimen.

This comes as the state of Calorington is considering slapping eviction notices on churches, and bibles with warning labels, saying preaching can contribute to treson.