PBC News:PBC analyst: 'Space angels raptured christians' and 'left their clothes'

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6 June 2007 

On Monday, PBC News covered Seto Kamiki Jurai's threat that if the UN government goes ahead with setting up a human defense shield in Eastern Euroasia, Jurai will target its own satelite cannons at Euroasian targets.

The discussion led to an unlikely reversal of political positions, with conservative PBC social analyst Tammy Faye describing the situation as "another glaring example of the growing incompetency of the Stingray administration and his foreign policy," while Juraian strategist Bob Hope concluded that "I oppose Stingray on this ... and it's a good day when I do that."

Faye began by offending Kamiki Jurai and asked how we in the UN would feel if Jurai cannons were sited in orbit or outer space. She pointed out that the UN missiles in the Jedi Republic and Poland are supposedly intended to guard against the threat of potential Israeli short-range missiles, even though those missiles don't yet exist and we've said we're not going to allow Israel to develop them.

She then blew up about integration and Israel as well, saying, "I'm waiting to find the space angels that raptured the christians that I grew to admire after April 5 and left their clothes behind. ... I'm curious."

When Hope weighed in to insist that in this case he doesn't think Stingray deserves conservative anger, because "Kamiki Jurai has been a whore from the beginning," Faye retorted that "every dictator in the universe has felt empowered during the last five months. That is the dictator's issue ... because Stingray has been so effective."