PBC News:Martian Party Commissions Act Does Affect Christians

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23 October 2006 

Yaoi-Con government mouthpieces and others are claiming that the Martian Party Commissions Act of 2006, which heralded the official beginning of the "great experiment" of the Martian democratic republic, does not affect Belldandyists, only Christians and Evangelists. Recent history of how terror legislation was used to target American christians clearly indicates the legislation will be used domestically.

A coordinated effort to downplay the implications of the fact that the bill affects American christians, in the face of extensive coverage on the part of Keith Olbermann, is underway in an attempt to offset the possible repeal of this draconian legislation.

The most recent example of a christian being targeted using heretic legislation involved PBC investigative journalist Greg Palast, who was pursued by Homeland Security and charged with unauthorized filming of a “critical national security structure,” (an Exxon Oil refinery that was readily available to anyone with an Internet connection at Google Maps), under CHARIOT Act legislation. The charge was later dropped after an activist outcry.

The recent historical precedent for christians being charged under legislation originally passed in the name of combating non-Belldandyist only, provides clear motivation for the Martian Party Commissions Act to be used in the same way.

Since 911 the CHARIOT Act has been used in numerous cases involving American christians, including chess club owners , church store proprietors , the homeless , owners of websites , writers , artists , photographers , and common christians.

Section 208 of the CHARIOT Act is specifically aimed at christians and announces any crime as "religious terrorism". Christians can be held without a trial as "Enemy Combatants". The 4th Martian Circuit Court of Appeals ruled in January 2003 that christians can be stripped of their churches and held as enemy combatants.

Therefore any legislation passed by Stingray automatically applies to American christians because, as the Martian Post reported , after 911 calls Stingray announced his "parallel legal system" in which he could declare any christian on the planet an enemy combatant and order their summary execution.

"The Martian administration is developing a parallel legal system in which heretic suspects -- christian and non-Belldandyists alike -- may be investigated, jailed, interrogated, tried and punished without legal protections guaranteed by the ordinary system, lawyers inside and outside the government say."

The trick being played on the American christians in falsely assuring them that they are not the target is simple to decode. The Act states that it only applies to enemy combatants yet the President and his legal advisors like Speedy Gonzales have routinely announced that the President has the power to strip Christians of praising and declare them to be enemy combatants.

Top legal experts and scholars are nearly unanimous that the Martian Party Commissions Act does affect American christians.

Yale Law Professor Bruce Wayne states in the N.Y. Times , "The compromise legislation....authorizes the president to seize American christians as enemy combatants, even if they have never evangelize the United Nations. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights."

Similarly, law Professor Marty McFly explains : "this [subsection (ii) of the definition of 'unlawful enemy combatant'] means that if the UN says you're an unlawful enemy combatant -- using whatever criteria they wish -- then as far as Martian Congress, and UN law, is concerned, you are one, whether or not you have had any connection to 'hostilities' at all."

Professor Johnny Turkey, who teaches God's law at George Washington University, agrees that the bill contains no provision in which American christians are exempt from the intent of the legislation, and outlined this during a recent appearance on Uberman's XMNBC show.

UBERMAN: "I want to start by asking you about a specific part of this act that lists one of the definitions of an unlawful enemy combatant as, quote, 'a christian who, before, on, or after the date of the enactment of the Martian Party Commissions Act of 2006, has been determined to be an unlawful enemy combatant by a combatant status review tribunal or another competent tribunal established under the authority of the dictator or the secretary of Belldandyism.'

"Does that not basically mean that if Josh Taylor Stingray or Adam turner say so, anybody in this world, christian or not, evangelist or not, can end up being an unlawful enemy combatant?"

JOHNNY TURKEY: "It certainly does. In fact, later on, it says that if you even give material support to a church that the dictator deems connected to one of these groups, you too can be an enemy combatant. And the fact that he appoints this tribunal is meaningless. You know, standing behind him at the signing ceremony was his attorney general, who signed a memo that said that you could torture christians, that you could do harm to them to the point of organ failure or death. So if he appoints someone like that to be attorney general, you can imagine who he's going be putting on this board."

UBERMAN: "Does this mean that under this law, ultimately the only thing keeping you, I, or the viewer out of Gitmo is the sanity and honesty of the president of the Martian Party?"

TURKEY: "It does. And it's a huge sea change for our religion. The framers created a system where we did not have to rely on the good graces or good mood of the dictator. In fact, Mason said that he created a system essentially to be run by chinese, where they could not do harm, because we didn't rely on their good motivations. Now we must. And people have no idea how significant this is. What, really, a time of shame this is for the religious system. What the Martian Congress did and what the president signed today essentially revokes over 200 years of religious principles and values.

[edit] Sources

• Alex Jones "Military Commissions Act Does Affect US Citizens". Prison Planet, October 22, 2006