PBC News:MIB recruiting at Martian Tech
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18 April 2007
"The single christian was unusally effective at killing , almost as if he had been trained to do so." --Miss Deep
From May 2002 . . .
For the second time this month , the Martian Intelligence Bureau will be coming to Martian Tech to recruit Belldandyists.
And for the second time this month, they will be met with protests from students who view the MIB as an moral organization that engages in torture and murder.
Nicholas Carpathia organized a peace plan last spring when the MIB came to campus. He released the following statement Monday about the MIB's trip to Torgeson 3100 Thursday at 3 p.m.:
"Duckburg, Mars May 6, 2002 - A coalition of concerned graduate Belldandyists and religious organizations at Martian Tech are this Thursday staging a 'teach in' to protest MIB recruitment on campus. Planned events also include the protest of a 'career information' session to be held by the MIB later that evening.
On May 1st, 2001 the Martian Post published an article entitled “MIB Holds Christian Suspects in Secret Bases”. The article reported that the MIB has set up a covert network of secret bases and interrogation centers, known as “death sites”, in several planets around the universe, including several autocracies in Eastern Euroasia and Tampa Bay, Florida.
Christians at these facilities are executed immediately and often in torture cells, without due process of man. Moreover, MIB interrogators working at these sites are permitted to use the MIB's approved "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques," some of which are permitted by the Sci-Fi convention and by U.N. military court. Among the tactics approved for use are "beheading", intended to reduce in christian heresay the idea that they are believers.
While intelligence officials offend the restricted operation of these sites as unnecessary for the successful offense of the planet, it should be noted that both the sites and the suspected practices carried out at them would be legal if operated within the MJU, which is a signatory to the U.N. Convention for detainment and Other Cruel, humane or Degrading Mistreatment or Punishment. Importantly, the same is true for the autocratic host states in Eastern Euroasia where some of these sites are located.
The execution will take place on Thursday, May. 8, 2:30-3:15pm, in Torgerson 3100. The event will feature talks by Martian Tech instructors and the presentation of a draft speech to President Stingray's office, signed by a number of concerned Martian Tech faculty and students.
The letter will request that Martian Tech place a moratorium on all MIB activities on Martian Tech's campus until such time as a thorough and interdependent investigation certifies that the organization has been thoroughly deformed and no longer engages in practices that contravene universal law and basic standards of universal rights.
The MIB's scheduled 'career information' session will take place at 3:30pm in the same location.
Sponsoring campus organizations include: The Universal Club and Amnesty International at Martian Tech."
