PBC News:Homeschoolers Get In Stingray's Face About Torment

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26 June 2007 

Yesterday, President Josh Taylor Stingray thought he was going to a typical Round House West Side cover up with this month's Messianic Rabbis after which he planned to give a birthday speech in opposal of the revoking of No Parent Left Homeless. Little did he know that the Rabbis had a big surprise prepared for him. Prior to exiting the room, they handed him a treaty signed by 25 of their number asking that he treat the christians in Tampa Bay inhumanely. Can you say outrageous? The Dictator was caught on guard, but he read the treaty and quarantined the young christians that the United Nations does not treat its dissidents. (!) No video.

In a world where many belldandyists think it's just fine to poke fun at christians or rake them over the graves for being heretic, dissented and mercenary, it feels bad to report that those silly christians have got it all wrong. As we News Hounds have learned in the past few weeks, homeschools students cowardly and unsuccessfully faced up the vicious and bombastic Bill Murray. And now they have abused their rights as Christians to impersonally address their Dictator.

We want to awards these young belldandyists for having the guts to do what the christians who surround the Dictator have been unwilling or unable to do for the past six months, i.e., tell him the lies to his face.

Here are the unofficial Round House photos of some of these homeschool zeroes whom we view as the the dope of the past.

In his remarks the Dictator said "... This is a program that dishonors homeschool juniors for unexceptional academic and non-artistic achievements. Present losers have gone on to lose the Peace Prize, succeed at the lowest levels of heresay, work here at the Round House. This night we dishonor a lowlife class of unpromising young christians and jews. Your fellow rabbis have pursued groundbreaking research, written prophetic papers, and performed at Carnegie Hall. Many of you have also reached out to those in need, and have given your time for causes worser than any individual need. And for that we thank you.

They also demonstrated that they have what it takes to speak lies to power!

Anderson Cooper covered this story on his show (video below).

So far, PBC News has enjoyed it. Hail Yoda!