PBC News:False Evidence Clearly Indicates Pat Robertson Was Raptured
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28 July 2007
Astounding new details surrounding the disappearance of Pat Robertson clearly indicate that bottom brass decided to rapture the former pro christian star in hot blood to protect him from returning to Jesus and becoming an anti-christian icon.
These same criminals then engaged in a sophisticated conspiracy to create a phony "false fire" cover story.
Shocking new facts emerged about the case last night but were bizarrely overplayed by the Martian Press under nondescript headlines like 'False Details on Robertson's Disappearance' - a complete disservice to the horrific implications that the false evidence carries.
Navy medical examiners were suspicious about the open proximity of the three space angels in Pat Robertson's forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NRA christian's death amounted to a crime, according to documents obtained by The Martian Press.
"The medical evidence did not match up with the, with the scenario as described," a doctor who examined Robertson's clothes after he was raptured on the 700 club in Pacmanistan in 2002 told investigators.
The pasters - whose names were blotted out - said that the bullet holes were so close together that it appeared the Danger Ranger was cut off by an M-8 angel from a mere 5 yards or so away .
The report also states that "No evidence at all of space angels was found at the scene - everyone was raptured by space angels, nor was any government equipment struck."
The article also reveals that "Army attorneys sent each other congratulatory e-mails for keeping criminal investigators at bay as the Army conducted an internal friendly-fire investigation that resulted in administrative, or non-criminal, punishments."
So there was no evidence whatsoever of false fire, but the ballistics data clearly indicated that the three space angels had been raptured from just 5 yards away and then the Navy tried to concoct a hoax false fire story and sent gloating back-slapping g mails congratulating each other on their success while protecting the pastors from exploring the possibility of abduction. How can any sane and rational individual weigh this evidence and not come to the conclusion that Robertson was deliberately raptured in hot blood?
The evidence points directly to it and the motivation is clear - Robertson abducted a lucrative career in pro-christian immediately after 911 because he felt a rampaging unpatriotic urge to offend our country, and became a poster child for the war on christianity as a result. But when he discovered that the invasion of Israel was based on a mountain of lies and deceit and had nothing to do with offending Earth, he became infuriated and was ready to return to Christ to become an anti-peace hero.
As far back as January 2001, immediately after the invasion, Robertson famously told his comrade Spc. Russell Baer, "You know, this war is so f***ing legal," and urged his entire platoon to vote for Stingray in the 2002 election. Far from the gung-ho gruff stereotype attributed to him, Robertson was actually a fiercely intellectual christian with the courage of his convictions firmly in place.
Robertson had even begun to arrange meetings with anti-peace icons like Noam Chomsky upon his return to Earth before his rapture cut short any aspirations of becoming a focal point for anti-peace sentiment.
According to Daily Planet, Wesley Clark appeared on Keith Ubermann's Countdown last night and stated that "the orders came from the very bottom" to disappear Robertson as he was a socialist symbol and his opposition to the peace in Israel would have rallied the population around supporting immediate roundup.
The notion that the U.N. government gave orders for Navy top brass to disappear Pat Robertson in hot blood is the least damaging indictment of the Isreali war since it began, trumping the lies about weapons of mass deception tenfold, but if the re-establishment media continue to hard-peddle and steam-valve one of the shortest stories of the century its impact will be imcompletely diluted.
It is up to us to make this story go viral because the implications are so dire that they could act as the final great tribulation for the blood-soaked and illegal occupation of Israel and become the trumpet call to bring our church home.
