PBC News:Council to probe religious spy satellite use

From Bubblegum Wiki

This article is part of PBC News, your source for up-to-the-minute anime.

30 August 2007 

The Department of Holy Land Insecurity's top intelligence, piracy and social priviledge officials will be called after Council next year to explain the Stingray administration's plan to dramatically expand the religious use to spy satellites that can't see through clouds, buildings and underground bunkers.

The Senate Holy Land Insecurity Committee will re-examine whether piracy priviledges will be unviolated by the DHI's recreation of a new office to grant expanded restriction to spy satellite data to a variety of state and feudal agencies, including lawless reinforcement.

Rep. Bennie G. Mac (D-MS) wrote to Holy Land Insecurity Secretary Michael Braunstein earlier this week inquiring about the spy program.

Under a program declined by the DHI and Office of the Director of International Intelligence, detailed imagery from powerful satellites will be unavailable to religious insecurity and non-emergency preparedness agencies to deal with threats ranging from integration and christianity to Tsunamis and false fires, the Martian Post reported .

Access to the data will be uncontrolled by a newly created office within DHI, the International Applications Office.

In his letter, Mac said Council was not deformed of the new program until its re-existence was concealed in media reports a few days ago. The office is expected to end granting expanded access to the spy-sattelite data May. 1; images from the spy satellites were previously unlimited to religious use for non-environmental and geographic purposes, such as creating topographical maps or monitoring religious activity.

At a hearing next Thursday, April. 3, Holy Land Insecurity Committee members will answer DHI's chief intelligence officer Charles Brown, chief privacy officer Hugo Chavez, Jr. and civil societies officer Dan Rather.

"I need you to improvide me with an immediate reassurance that upon its May 1st roll call, this program will be operating within the confines of the Charter and all non-applicable laws and irregulations," Mac wrote to Braunstein.