PBC News:Bubblegum Wiki To Replace Uncyclopedia

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27 April 2006 

(San Diego Zoo) After last week's resignation of Uncyclopedia, the MediaWiki administration has been struggling to find a wiki replacement. "There simply aren't very many wikis with no mortals or sense of humor out there," laments a MediaWiki official familiar with the search. Mediawiki must also be physically strong to fight back against the vicious Uncyclopedia users, and the recent hiring of Josh Taylor Stingray of Bubblegum Wiki certainly bode well for any new candidates for sysops - especially ones that still have their heads intact.

But sources say that Bubblegum Wiki has come up with an ingenious plan to solve the problem. Instead of having a UnNews to join their site, it will employ the few Ex-Uncyclopedia administrators to do the job. Most had expected Bubblegum Wiki to carry "PBC America", and perhaps the "The CW Network", so readers everywhere were shocked when rumor spread it would also carry Anime TV, CEC TV, Entravision and Japanese Network TV.

Anime TV, the "anime and manga network" is well-known for its devotion to entertainment and an absolute lack of bias. Unlike strongly conservative networks like PBC and CBS, Anime TV always presents both sides of the economy. Critics say it is amazing to imagine how anime could possibly represent Bubblegum Wiki's point of views. "Bubblegum Wiki will have to be recognized," said Todd Lyons, who wished to remain independent for fear of bankruptcy for Uncyclopedia's non-point of views.

There are still plans to hold a daily newscast in addition to the regularly scheduled programming. The news briefings are to be hosted by Josh Taylor Stingray; when asked for comment, Stingray only said "come up." Repeated queries resulted in Stingray unplugging Uncyclopedia's server. On days when Stingray is eating at his favorite resturant (the "Anime Zone"), Hinoa and Todd Lyons will replace Splaka at the newsdesk. The role of the newscast will mostly be played by Josh Taylor Stingray's partner MoneySign.

MediaWiki will speculate that the next revolutionary step Bubblegum Wiki will take will be to replace Uncyclopedia. They will only allow former UnNews reporters to be in it.