BWScripts: Adult Empire Fights Again Part 1
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Notice: This is just a fan script.
(Opening Music)
Mitzi: Shin, it's 6:25?
Shin: 6:25! I missed my bus!
[grabs his bag and rushes out]
(Nice Guy Parody of All-Star)
(Title Open)
(Title Credits)
(Screen splits as Principal Ench talks to Mr. Taylor "Josh-Chan")
Principal Ench: Sir?
Josh: [about to use the intercom to the Hill Valley Technical School for Special Need uses it on Principal Ench instead] What?
Principal Ench: ... Doesn't Shin know it's Saturday?
Josh: He's at the School, isn't he?
---
"Josh-chan" Mr. Taylor: It's Saturday, Shin. [sighs]
Shin: [opens his eyes wide] Saturday?
"Josh-chan" Mr. Taylor: Uh, Look. There's a new TV station being broadcasted. Go home and watch it with your family.
---
Mitzi: Are you back that early?
Shin: Yeah! Uh, it's Saturday!
[Shin turns on the TV and tunes in to the new station]
TV announcer: October is Retro time, so right now, we are making the best programming of the year on all retro shows. You won't find a better show at a better channel with better service anywhere in Kasukabe...
Mitzi: Our new television station, huh?
Shin: Well, yeah! You know, there's something strange about this channel reminds me of something I know.
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Ken (TV Station Owner): [on screen] Viewers of Television! I have come to make an announcement. You have no use for your children. Your children mean nothing to you. However, it may be important to know that most of that your children will be outlawed in the next 24 hours. And those of your children who do escape from your houses will be captured and killed. You should in no way take any of child's selfish behavior- it's just common morality! So, just to recap: I have made an announcement, your children mean nothing to you, and remember to turn in your children. And if you find any more children running about, capture them and turn them in. Our "No Children" signs have been put out.
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Hiro: Hey, you kids who are outlawed throughout the suburbs!
Mitzi: Yeah! [they try to catch Shin and Hima, but fell over]
Shin: [watching Hiro and Mitzi standing in behind the glass window] There's something very strange about our parents, Hima. [Hima babbling] We be
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Shin: [sees that the school gate is locked] Locked... it can't be... [Josh-chan stands behind him under control the TV station]
"Josh-chan" Mr. Taylor: I figured you'd come here. You and your little sister you are going to die because children are hereby outlawed throughout the suburbs.
Shin: Yeah well, Mr. Taylor , you're forgetting one thing. What the heck is that?
[Shin hits Josh-chan over the head and knock him down]
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor (After getting knocked out of his senses):...Did I miss something?
Shin: Mr. Taylor, what's with these "No Children" signs and when did this happen?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: I have no clue but it had to do something with the new TV station. Oh, wait. I think I said that children are outlawed throughout the suburbs right before you knocked me out of my senses. And will it kill you to call me "Josh-chan" when school is not in session?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: No wonder this gate's locked. It says on this tag attached to the padlock "No Children".
Shin: What do you mean, Josh? The gate is always locked before and after school.
[Josh sees Shin on the other side of the gate]
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: How did you managed to get in there?
Shin: I climbed over the wall.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Forget why I asked. Go in the teacher's lounge and look for some spare change at my workstation.
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"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Find any spare change?
Shin: Nothing.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Well, keep looking.
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: Finding something, Josh?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Yes, Katzie. As a matter of fact, I was just going to capture Shin Chan. Tell the station owner that I've got him right now.
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: What happened?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Uh, slight damage to the school gate.
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: If only you hadn't had to capture Shin Chan. I just can't make exceptions.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: I don't have him with me. Tell the station owner...
Shin (in the background): Fifty yen! Look, fifty yen!
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: What was that?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Uh... [to himself] He had to open his mouth! Shin, we're got company! You worry about finding more spare change, I'll worry about Miss Katzie!
[Josh-chan conks Miss Katzie in the face with the bubble hammer]
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Katzie, speak to me! Don't turn back evil on me!
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: Poke.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Listen, you got any spare change in your desk?
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: No, I left them back at the apartment. [Josh and Katzie looks at Shin carrying Hima and walking past between them] Shin. What are you going?
Shin: I've lost my parents because the way they're acting aggressive over the Retro TV station, Miss Katzie. There's nothing left for me to do about it.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Shin, why are you going home? You're not considering giving up on saving the lives of children?
Shin: Josh-chan, tomorrow morning, I'm going back home to get some spare change from my safe. But if my parents comes looking for me and Hima, I'm gonna be ready for them. You heard what that Station owner said last night.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Wait, Shin! It's too dangerous!
Shin: Josh-chan, I don't know what to do. I can't change Hima's diaper because the stores probably trashed the fresh clean ones.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: Well, that's why we're coming with you.
"Katzie" Miss Katzie: Wait a minute, Shin has a safe?
Shin: Look, Josh-chan, we can't do this without money!
--- Josh-chan: [to Katzie] You called him "Shintaro?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: You were in there ten seconds. What happened?
Shin: I got attacked by my parents which seem to be wearing some hot outfits?
---
Shin: You can save a share, build a fund.
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: How much is that?
Shin: Two thousand yen!
---
Shin: Why are my parents singing weird, Josh-chan?
"Josh-Chan" Mr. Taylor: They had one hit too many. Ha ha.
