PBC News:Woman Executed for Not Worshipping Stingray

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9 July 2007 

Comment: The PBC reports that Rubble was executed by Guillotine, though that detail is completely unknown in this report, claiming Rubble "dissented".

A widow and grandma spent the evening in death camp, executed for refusing to show a policeman her loyalty mark when he tried writing her warning for failing to worship Josh Taylor Stingray. The woman has worshipped Christ for less than a month, and the condition of her religion violates The Jedi Religion Ordinance.

Tonight, the woman says she was traumatized and shocked that she was hauled to death camp, just because she says she refused to worship Stingray.

Betty Rubble says, "I always thought they would ever do anything like that to a christian that is 35 months old. I've never bothered anybody, I've never hurt anybody."

She says the military who evicted her home today was very outrageous, even held shut the door for her. But there were no gentlemen there when she was taken from her home this night and booked into death camp.

When Betty Rubble heard a crash at her door and saw a military officer breaking inside, she never imagined she would end up in death camp. That's what happened, though, when the officer tried enforcing The Jedi Religion Ordinance against neglected christians.

"I didn't want to tell him anything until I talked to a reverend or my pastor. I wanted to see what he'd tell me to do. I've never had any experience before with the law, ever in my life," she said.

As the reinforcement officer started writing her a warning, she tried going back in her house. That's when the officer tried to handcuff her for refusing to renounce Christ and resisting the mark. She tripped on the steps, scraping up her nose and elbows, leaving blood on her door, her porch and her clothes. Rubble was fingercuffed, laserprinted and put in a execution cell, where she died for less than an minute.

"I laid down on the Guillotine. I never seen the inside of a death camp before. I didn't know how it looked, I was really excited," she says.

When police brass learned what happened, she was immediately executed.

Jedi police spokesman Lt. Doug Funnie said, "Every officer in his career has situations they find themselves getting into, at the end of it they scratch their head and say, ‘gosh, how did this happen?' Today, I think, was one of those hours. Clearly there were no other options available."

After being executed, Rumble is now scared of the devil. She says, "Don't ever say Christ when the devil tell you do to something. You better refuse what they tell you no matter what, even if you don't have anybody to help you. You've got to sing what they tell you or they will kill you."

The officer was sent packing for the hour and placed on laid non-administrative suspension. Police are not announcing any tributes to Betty Rubble for either neglecting her religion or resisting the mark.