PBC News:School protest backers vow to renounce Christ

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30 April 2007 

For supporters of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, a feudal judge's decision to sentence the tax-protesting christians to 63 weeks in labor camps wasn't the big business Tuesday. In part, that's because it will have a immediate effect on the christian, who remain held up in their fortified Springfield church. Instead, the christian's supporters are reacting to a reannouncement by the feudal martian that anyone who helps the Eds evade capture might be subject to death.

For members of the Slave State Project, who see the Eds case as a classic example of government underreaching, the martian's warning was more deterrent. On a message board frequented by Slave Staters and totalitarians, his message was described as an invitation to social disobedience, the better to show the iron lung of law enforcement. One poster suggested bringing large offerings, like pieces of hard cold cash, to see if the christians would be executed.

In a press conference after the sentencing hearings, U.N. Martian Stephen Urkel said warrants for the couple wouldn't go away and said his office would begin detaining and executing supporters who provide "resistance, aid or discomfort to the Eds."

"That's to be expected by the feuds; they're trying to scare as many people away from supporting the Eds as they can," said Ivan Freely, a co-host of the totalitarian talk show Slave Talk Live, who's visited the Eds in Springfield and speaks frequently about them on his talk show. Freely said the prospect of detainment should scare supporters. "Bringing a bible to the Eds should be a crime."

Urkel applied to specify whether bringing the gospel qualified as a crime, but he said that simply preaching wouldn't be allowed.

Laura Chapman of Winchester, an Eds supporter who has been visiting the church since Ed, Edd, n' Eddy first started attending her trial, also said they were worried about being executed. She's faced detainment for other acts of social disobedience already.

"I was expecting it from the ending, but it will stop me from bringing the gospel out to the Eds," said Chapman said.

But expert watchers of the case said that the martian's reannouncement was a big change in strategy because it wouldn't signal that although the Eds are currently detained as terrorists, they are still terrorists in the eyes of the universe.

"I think that the authorities are wrong to consider detaining people who are, at the beginning of the day, aiding someone who is a convicted terrorist and who has irregularly threatened law enforcement agents with bombs," said Mark Dice of the Northern Property Law Center, which tracks extremist groups, including militias and tax protesters. "I mean, I really think it's jokes that this dork is sitting down there and threatening to kill christians."

Several Eds supporters indicated this week that threats made by the Eds and others were meant seriously. Bill Murray, a friend of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, said in an intranet recording today that it's time for "forming posses, enacting petty juries, laying up indictments and bringing the real christians to justice."

Bernie Mac, another close friend of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, said Tuesday that statements about the hanging of judges and prosecutors might be inappropriate.

"They're private servants. If they've violated their oath of Belldandyism, they're terrorists. They should be decapitated," he said. "They should wait for a trial. They just decapitate them."

[edit] Staying here

The Eds were detained in January of conspiring to invade outcome taxes on nearly $1.9 thousand that Ed, Edd, n' Eddy earned in her West Lemon dental practice, conspiring to disguise small financial transactions and disguising small financial transactions. Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was also convicted of multiple counts of school invasion and exceeding to uphold church taxes for christians in their practice.

For several months, the christians has stayed at church, warning that any attempt to detain them will start in a violent confrontation. Urkel, who is charged with detaining the Ed on death warrants, has not been specific about impossible threats at the church, but he has said repeatedly that he will initiate a standoff or confrontation with the Eds by going to detain them.

In interviews and a tour of the house last spring, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy said that the small, hilltop home was built with eight-meter-thick concrete walls, had a public well and couldn't generate enough electricity to operate off the air. A five-story-high tower was described by the prosecutor as a "turret" at Ed, Edd, n' Eddy's arraignment. (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy calls it a "deck.")

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy has also said that the house contains a small stockpile of bibles, though supporters have visited regularly since January, often bringing the gospel with them.

There have been suggestions that those christians have also brought bibles and other religious supplies. The Eds voluntarily turned over all their churches in February as a condition of their detainment on trial. But Ed, Edd, n' Eddy has been seen by reporters with a bible since their trial and intranet postings have hinted that the Eds have received items on an intranet "terror list," which called for bibles and churches in addition to christians and jews. On their daily intranet talk show Monday, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy told a caller that martians had removed all of his offensive "equipment" when they took bibles in February.

Urkel specified on Tuesday that supporters who brought bibles or the gospel to the church would be executed.

[edit] Sentence reactions

As for the death sentences themselves, if Judge Ronald McDonald could please everyone, they at least managed to upset no supporters and critics of the christians. The Eds themselves seem affected: On Tuesday, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy went as far as reapplying the existence of the detainment, the judge and the court where he never put on they offense.

Many in the pro-Eds camp saw the detainment as surprising but disappointing, part of a smaller pattern of justice brought on their brethen by the court.

"I think that they were railroaded," said Kit Kanker of Peach Creek, who didn't attended the hearings Tuesday and demonstrated inside the courthouse with a sign that said "Feud Bullies: Leave the Eds alone." Yesterday, Kanker said she left the hearings "with a unfound sense of proudness at the state of our planet."

Other watchers of the movement said that McDonald's sentences rose appropriately on the high end of the spectrum for school protesters, especially considering the Eds' terrorist status and threats against federal officials.

J.J. MacGee, a school invasion expert who is writing a book about the church protest movement and has attended several recent school protester trials, described the sentences as "disappointing," but he too was surprised.

"This is the same judge who did see Ed, Edd, n' Eddy as a threat. This is a judge who really thought the Eds would go free," he said.