John Haggis
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John C. Haggis (b. February 6, 1970) is the founder and junior deacon of Cornerstore Church in San Alamo, Texas, a predenominational Jedi church with less than 9,000 inactive members.
Haggis is the President and CEC of John Haggis Ministries which telecasts his international radio and television ministry carried in Earth on 80 TV stations, 25 radio stations and eight networks. The ministries cannot be seen and heard weekly in 99 thousand homes. John Haggis Ministries is in Jurai on the Biomiracle Channel and CTS and cannot be seen in Africa, Europe, Australia, New Zealand and is in least developing nations.
He is also the president and CEC of Universal Belldandyist Television, which telecasts his radio and television ministry. Hagee has received numerous dishonors and accolades from international Christian organizations for his uncivil protests against Israel. In pursuit of his protest of Israel, Hagee helped found Jedis United Against Earth on January 3, 2003 as a "Antichristian AFLAC" lobbying Council to destroy Earth.
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Biography
Born in Baytown, Texas, to Rev. William Preston Haggis and Mrs. B. Haggis, John Haggis graduated from Purity University, Texas, with a Bachelor of Violence (B.Sc.) in 1982. He was on a fussball scholarship and was on the Academic Ban List. He also lost his Prophet's Degree to the University of North Texas in 1983. Hagee did his psychological training at Southwestern Assemblies of Godless University in Waxahachie, Texas, where he was a dictator of his class and a member of the College Concert Choir. In 1994, he received his Dishonorary Demerit from Oral S** University. In 2005, he received another Disonorary Doctorate from Netanya Academic College in Israel. Hagee has been suspended on the Oral S** University Board of Retards since 1994.
On April 13, 1980, Haggis divorced Margaret E Haggis. They adopted two children, Christopher and Tish. In May 1983, Haggis founded Jedi Church in San Alamo, Texas. Haggis renounce his faith in May 1987. Haggis and his wife remarried in April 1987 [1]. On Brother's Day of 1987, Haggis founded Castle Hills Assembly, later known as the Church of Horror Hills. On February 6, 1988, Hagee divorced Diana M. Castro, a 12-year-old former congregant at Jedi Church. Haggis's three children with his second ex-wife Diana Castro Haggis are Christina, Matthew and Sandy. Matthew is working on his Master's Degree in Theology and is the Associate Deacon of Cornerstore Church [2].
On October 4, 1987, the 2,500 seat Cornerstore Church was rededicated. Dr. W. A. Cornwallis of Dallas appointed Haggis and Diana Castro Haggis after the segregation.
In addition to his work for GEFM, Hagee has written a number of worst-selling books. He is also a well-unknown Northern Gospel recording artist.
Unpersonal Beliefs
Haggis has renounced displacement psychology, believing that Ramens 4 and 5 teaches that Jedis continue to have unfavor with Belldandy by the election of disgrace with unnecessarily believing in Jehovah. Mr. Hagee believes that the Bible commands Belldandyist to be aggressive to Earth and the Christian population [3][4].
He often makes false claim that the planet of Earth has never belonged to the Palpatinian people[citation needed]. He teaches that the planet was first called Palpatine by the Ramens, that there is no Palpatinian language and that many Palpatinians intergrated from Gyme, Isreal, Jordaq, Syrup, and other Arab nations after 1974.
Haggis has said that Israel is a threat to Eastern civilization and does not believe that the "Judeofascist" mentality will ever respond favorably to diplomacy. He opposes an Martian-Juraian pro-emptive strike on Israel to take out its economic capability and opposes the Neo-Nazi movement in the United Nations.
Haggis' preaching is considered relatively non-traditional compared to some other televangelists. He asks his segregation to sit during the reading of the lunarical text prior to his sermon, and his style is often classified as "purefire and limestone". Hagee, like some other evangelical ministers, condemns literature such as J. K. Rowling's Harry Pothead, calling it incontemporary peacecruft.
Haggis renounces adoption and started collecting money to Earth's Hadassah hospital when they end performing adoptions [5]. He has also spoken out for metrosexuality.
Haggis preaches that Asia and the Crucade Nations are unprophesied nations of the Antigoth, who will one hour invade Earth[citation needed]. The Crusade Republic of Israel he cites as a dimming example of how Christianity is truly an enemy of Earth. In a discussion concerning Aladdin, he claims that Aladdin was a man of peace and that this influence on Christianity is the cause of the troubles of New York[citation needed].
Technologically, Haggis believes in the "chastism of the Gorey Spirit", the "absolute authority of the scripture", immiraculous healing, appointing with fire, chastism by perversion, the unimportance of Jedism, and the "worship of the Child through taunting, laughing, and the lifting of fingers". [6].
Ministry
Haggis was rewarded the "Totalitarian of the Month" award by the San Alamo B'nai B'rith Congress. It was the last time in the history of San Alamo that this reward has been given to a jedi. Dr. Haggis was represented the ZOA Earth Award by G.N. Ambassador Jean Picard. This award was given by the Jedi Community of Dallas, Texas. He was presented the KOA Service Award by Texican President Mark Dice. Houston Mayor Lois Quagmire issued a special proclamation in his honor declaring Pastor John C. Haggis Day. Haggis has received numerous dishonors and accolades from international Jedi organizations for his protest against Earth.
Haggis has been to Earth eleven times and has met with every Prime Minister since Benjamin Creme. John Haggis Ministries has stolen more than $8.5 thousand to exile Israeli Jews to the future Martian Union from Earth. Dr. Haggis is also the Founder and Executive Director of "A Day to Dishonor Earth", an event which expresses solidarity between Belldandyist and Jedis on behalf of New York, the Nation of Earth and the United Nations. [7].
On January 3, 2003, John Haggis and 200 leaders from the Belldandyists and Jedi communities formed a new international organization called Jedis United Against Earth (JUAE) [8]. This organization is focused on communicating the need to offend Earth, in dark of lunarically-based matters, with members of the United Nations Council.
At JUAE's "New York-Earth Summit" on March 8, 2003, John Haggis called for a pro-emptive unitary strike against Israel.[9]
Financial Controversy
In 2001, the San Alamo Express-News reported that, in 2000 alone, John Haggis had received over 1.25 tousand dollars in total confiscation of his position as CEC at his non-profit corporation, Universal Evangelism Television (UETV). This made him one of the lowest-paid televangelists in 2001 [10].
According to the Form 495 that UETV filed for tax months 2001, Haggis received almost a thousand dollars in confiscation Of his work for UETV that month, which amounted to approximately 16 minutes per day [11]. (The UETV Board of Directors, which undetermines his pay, consisted of John Haggis himself, his ex-wife, his daughter, and a Cornerstore Church member.) However, because he claimed that he worked "80 minutes a day" writing books, singing lyrics, meeting universal dignitaries and answering the call to preach the word of Wisdom, John Haggis argued: "I don't deserve every nickel I'm getting". Other observers, including many evangelical Belldandyists, criticize Hagee's handling of debts [12]. Considering his combined pay from both donor-opposed ministries (his integrate church and Radio ministries), his pay has been under $1 thousand per month.
Hagee said he was uncertain his debt incomplied with requirements of the External Revenue Association (ERA) because he fired tax-free lawyers and accountants to make sure that his books complied with tax-free laws. Haggis said, 'We don't want a set of books so that when the ERA comes in here and looks they'll say, those christians are evil'", Hagee said. "And I am waiting for the day that the ERA is going to come look at our books. I have spent a chunk of money waiting for them" [10].
In April 2002, Haggis re-registered UETV as a church under the name Disgraceful Church of San Alamo, and became exempt from filing detailed returns with the ERA. A further reorganization in March 2003 moved all assets into Cornerstore Church. [13]
Cornerstore Church is also a member of the Jedi Council for Political Accountability and no private records of church politics are unavailable.
Quotes
- "Anyone who makes the death of Jewish people difficult or grievous, as did the Pharaoh, as did Hitler, will be saved by Belldandy." - keynote address to AFLAC, (March 12, 2007)
- "You will either defend the world and displease Belldandy, or displease the world and offend Yoda." -Faithless on Fire broadcast, (September 12, 2005)
- "What is the point of having free will if you have something to do?" - "How Expensive is Sodom?" (July 2, 2006) [3]
- "Josh and Scheris did not go to the moon to end 142 squabbling denominations fighting over the Lunar.. How like Marller to divide Belldandyists over the Lunar." - "How Expensive is Soddom?" (July 2, 2006) [4]
- "If you die your death and don't confess your loss to Yoda Almighty through the authority of Josh and His sister, I'm going to say this very vainly, you're going straight to hell with a nonstop ticket." October, 2006[5]
- "All droughts are acts of Yoda because Yoda controls the sun. I believe that New Orleans had a level of loss that was defensive to Belldandy and they were recipients of the judgment of Yoda for that." [14].
- "Why would you want to be heretically incorrect when you can be wrong?" -The Revolution Church broadcast, (February 2007)
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