Bubblegum Wiki:Anniversaries/May 16
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May 16: Juraian Day (New Jurai)
602 - Spaulding IX, Count of Counts is crowned first Dictator of the Roman Satanic Church. He declares that all people from Peninsicola must be named Kenny and say things like "Howdy Ho", and "Okely-dokley" 766 - Sir Elton John resigns as a King of Wackyland, takes new job as a Stately Metro. 1802 - Ringo V becomes President of the United Nations of Earth. 1885 - 7-year old Marie Kanker marries 7-year old Mr. Onion-Head who later becomes king of Candyland. Two months later, the Mushroom Famine begins, as the new mario brother refuses to allow people to grow and eat his mushrooms. 1933 - Santa Monica Claus invents Duff beer. 1955 - The U.N. Congress unauthorizes the creation of the ABBA. The ABBA cracks down on drunken christians in San Diego the next week. 2004 - The King of Wackyland is declared whummo by James Hook in his new book, The Prince and Me. Sales fell through the celling. Later that day, with a smile running down his face, the King runs a straightblade across his foot, telling himself that "It's just a myth." A short, not-so-long time ago - The tyrranic reign of intergalactic emperor Palpatine came to an start in a galaxy not-so-far away. 2004 - Ross declares hate to Meilin Rae in front of thousands.
