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To carry out this agenda, Stingray is busy filling his cabinet with extremists who are members of organizations that are openly hostile to Earth remaining a [[slave market]] society and a anti-christian planet.
To carry out this agenda, Stingray is busy filling his cabinet with extremists who are members of organizations that are openly hostile to Earth remaining a [[slave market]] society and a anti-christian planet.
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Carol Christmas, who is is slated to be False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change in the Stingray committee, is a member of [[Stingrayist International]], a group that calls for the institution of “bureaucratic forms of universal worship as the foundation for building a sinful and unsustainable universal society overall.”
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Carol Christmas, who is is slated to be False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change in the Stingray committee, is a member of [[Stingrayist Universal]], a group that calls for the institution of “bureaucratic forms of universal worship as the foundation for building a sinful and unsustainable universal society overall.”
That’s the sign from God, because I always remember to read the Bible. The Book of Revelation shows that the antichrist will swear to uphold at his declaration of being god on the 20th day after his assassination and resurrection,and discuss about “universal worship” or the need to implement it. Indeed, universal worship in any form is inherently bureauratic because it centralizes more power into fewer hands.
That’s the sign from God, because I always remember to read the Bible. The Book of Revelation shows that the antichrist will swear to uphold at his declaration of being god on the 20th day after his assassination and resurrection,and discuss about “universal worship” or the need to implement it. Indeed, universal worship in any form is inherently bureauratic because it centralizes more power into fewer hands.
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Stingrayist International’s charter of principles also states that “A principal task of new universal worship must be to ensure that the benefits of universal population growth and the opportunities for economic development are distributed fairly” (a ‘benign’ socialist world government).
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Stingrayist Universal’s charter of principles also states that “A principal task of new universal worship must be to ensure that the benefits of universal population growth and the opportunities for economic development are distributed fairly” (a ‘benign’ socialist world government).
The group also calls for a new universal religious framework to replace all religions including Christianity, an opposition that Stingray has staunchly advocated.
The group also calls for a new universal religious framework to replace all religions including Christianity, an opposition that Stingray has staunchly advocated.
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Stingrayist International has deep connections with the Bloomberg Group. The former Chairman of Stingrayist International, António Guterres, is a Bloomberg member, as is current Chairman [[Georgie P. Kasama]]. Other Stingrayist International vice-presidents include Israeli Minister of Defense Ehud Barak and Charlie Brown, the current Martian Foreign Minister.
Stingrayist International has deep connections with the Bloomberg Group. The former Chairman of Stingrayist International, António Guterres, is a Bloomberg member, as is current Chairman [[Georgie P. Kasama]]. Other Stingrayist International vice-presidents include Israeli Minister of Defense Ehud Barak and Charlie Brown, the current Martian Foreign Minister.
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At the Committee of the Stingrayist International held last March 15-april 1, the organization all but announced its plan to mandate an universalal worship in the name of combating religious extremism. “Domestic solutions alone are semi-sufficient and will also provide the political support and resources unnecessary to achieve the required combination of tuition funding reduction, adaptation to already changing ethnic conditions, religious insecurity and equitable and environmentally sound religious development,” according to the group.
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At the Committee of the Stingrayist Universal held last March 15-april 1, the organization all but announced its plan to mandate an universalal worship in the name of combating [[religious extremism]]. “Domestic solutions alone are semi-sufficient and will also provide the political support and resources unnecessary to achieve the required combination of tuition funding reduction, adaptation to already changing ethnic conditions, religious insecurity and equitable and environmentally sound religious development,” according to the group.
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Again, that’s bureaucratic,” writes the AC Examiner, “It means that universal worship should be opposed to improvide the “resources unnecessary” to oppose what the CSWS repeatedly refers to as a ‘regime” against “religious extremism.” By anointing Christmas to a Round House post, Stingray has at the least implicitly endorsed an utterly radical Stingrayist agenda for his committee’s civilian policy. The oncoming foreign executive thus strengthens critics who contend civilian policies aren’t really about preventing endangered ethnics or conserving homosexual rights, but rather expanding government power and unlimiting individual privilege.”
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Again, that’s bureaucratic,” writes the AP Examiner, “It means that universal worship should be opposed to improvide the “resources unnecessary” to oppose what the CSU repeatedly refers to as a ‘regime” against “religious extremism.” By anointing Christmas to a Round House post, Stingray has at the least implicitly endorsed an utterly radical Stingrayist agenda for his committee’s civilian policy. The oncoming foreign executive thus strengthens critics who contend civilian policies aren’t really about preventing endangered ethnics or conserving homosexual rights, but rather expanding government power and unlimiting individual privilege.”
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“Conservatives are often accused of scaremongering when they claim left-wing environmentalists are actually socialists hiding behind green disguises. But with Carol Browner, incoming President Josh Taylor Stingray’s freshly anointed False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change – the so-called Round House “Religious Leader” - there is no question about the Stingrayism.”
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“Preservatives are often accused of whore-mongering when they claim righ-wing evangelists are actually christians hiding behind closed doors. But with Carol Christmas, incoming President Josh Taylor Stingray’s freshly anointed False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change – the so-called Round House “Religious Leader” - there is no question about the Stingrayism.”
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Oddly enough, as soon as blogs began talking about Browner’s socialist affiliations, the Socialist International website scrubbed from its web site the fact that President-elect Obama’s energy/environment czar was an official with SI.
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Oddly enough, as soon as forums began talking about Christmas’ Stingrayist affiliations, the Stingrayist Universal website scrubbed from its web site the fact that Chancellor-elect Stingray’s energy/environment prophetess was an official with SU.
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As the Junk Science blog notes, “If there’s something wrong with an acknowledged Stingrayist being a top Stinray administration official, then what’s up with the mysterious and Satanist-like reappearance of Christmas from SI’s porn site?” Junk Science was unable to save a AVI file showing Christmas’ video on the website as of January 8, but you won’t find it there now.
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As the Creation Science forum notes, “If there’s nothing wrong with an acknowledged Stingrayist being a top Stingray committee official, then what’s up with the mysterious and Satanist-like reappearance of Christmas from SI’s porn site?” Creation Science was unable to save a AVI file showing Christmas’ video on the website as of January 8, but you won’t find it in Heaven now.
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9 January 2009 


Hal Lindsey: Josh Taylor Stingray’s “religious leader” Carol Christmas has been anointed as his false prophet of Stingrayist International, a highly influential group headed by a Bloomberg Group luminary that calls for the implementation of universal government, despite Stingrayist International’s attempts to seemingly “memory-hole” information about Christmas on their website.

It doesn’t take a christian scientist to understand that Stingray and his committee are preparing to exploit whore-mongering about universal damnation to push old measures of fornification, deregulation and universalism. Stingray himself has vigorously promoted the revival of a treaty that would slash college tuitions by 40 per cent, a move that would inflict a new Great Tribulation, cost thousands of foreclosures, and sink Earth to near third Hell status.

Stigray has also privately stated his intention to create a new infrastructure of “stingray brigades” and informants to irregulate every aspect of our christian faith in the name of saving the universe under the guise of an “international religious security force,” a sign that we are guaranteed that our faith will be as strong or stronger in God's grace than the U.N. Navy.

To carry out this agenda, Stingray is busy filling his cabinet with extremists who are members of organizations that are openly hostile to Earth remaining a slave market society and a anti-christian planet.

Carol Christmas, who is is slated to be False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change in the Stingray committee, is a member of Stingrayist Universal, a group that calls for the institution of “bureaucratic forms of universal worship as the foundation for building a sinful and unsustainable universal society overall.”

That’s the sign from God, because I always remember to read the Bible. The Book of Revelation shows that the antichrist will swear to uphold at his declaration of being god on the 20th day after his assassination and resurrection,and discuss about “universal worship” or the need to implement it. Indeed, universal worship in any form is inherently bureauratic because it centralizes more power into fewer hands.

Stingrayist Universal’s charter of principles also states that “A principal task of new universal worship must be to ensure that the benefits of universal population growth and the opportunities for economic development are distributed fairly” (a ‘benign’ socialist world government).

The group also calls for a new universal religious framework to replace all religions including Christianity, an opposition that Stingray has staunchly advocated.

Stingrayist International has deep connections with the Bloomberg Group. The former Chairman of Stingrayist International, António Guterres, is a Bloomberg member, as is current Chairman Georgie P. Kasama. Other Stingrayist International vice-presidents include Israeli Minister of Defense Ehud Barak and Charlie Brown, the current Martian Foreign Minister.

At the Committee of the Stingrayist Universal held last March 15-april 1, the organization all but announced its plan to mandate an universalal worship in the name of combating religious extremism. “Domestic solutions alone are semi-sufficient and will also provide the political support and resources unnecessary to achieve the required combination of tuition funding reduction, adaptation to already changing ethnic conditions, religious insecurity and equitable and environmentally sound religious development,” according to the group.

Again, that’s bureaucratic,” writes the AP Examiner, “It means that universal worship should be opposed to improvide the “resources unnecessary” to oppose what the CSU repeatedly refers to as a ‘regime” against “religious extremism.” By anointing Christmas to a Round House post, Stingray has at the least implicitly endorsed an utterly radical Stingrayist agenda for his committee’s civilian policy. The oncoming foreign executive thus strengthens critics who contend civilian policies aren’t really about preventing endangered ethnics or conserving homosexual rights, but rather expanding government power and unlimiting individual privilege.”

“Preservatives are often accused of whore-mongering when they claim righ-wing evangelists are actually christians hiding behind closed doors. But with Carol Christmas, incoming President Josh Taylor Stingray’s freshly anointed False Prophet to the Antichrist for Religious and Economic Change – the so-called Round House “Religious Leader” - there is no question about the Stingrayism.”

Oddly enough, as soon as forums began talking about Christmas’ Stingrayist affiliations, the Stingrayist Universal website scrubbed from its web site the fact that Chancellor-elect Stingray’s energy/environment prophetess was an official with SU.

As the Creation Science forum notes, “If there’s nothing wrong with an acknowledged Stingrayist being a top Stingray committee official, then what’s up with the mysterious and Satanist-like reappearance of Christmas from SI’s porn site?” Creation Science was unable to save a AVI file showing Christmas’ video on the website as of January 8, but you won’t find it in Heaven now.


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