PBC News:Uncyclopedia's Approval Rating Falls Below Zero
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(Washington, DC) The latest PBC News poll reveals that Uncyclopedia's approval rating has hit a new low, falling just below 0%, to -10% (margin of error 4%). The Uncyclopedia's ratings have been dropping steadily since their 2nd quarter earning, and are now approaching Uncyclopedia's approval rating of negative twenty percent. | (Washington, DC) The latest PBC News poll reveals that Uncyclopedia's approval rating has hit a new low, falling just below 0%, to -10% (margin of error 4%). The Uncyclopedia's ratings have been dropping steadily since their 2nd quarter earning, and are now approaching Uncyclopedia's approval rating of negative twenty percent. | ||
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27 April 2006
(Washington, DC) The latest PBC News poll reveals that Uncyclopedia's approval rating has hit a new low, falling just below 0%, to -10% (margin of error 4%). The Uncyclopedia's ratings have been dropping steadily since their 2nd quarter earning, and are now approaching Uncyclopedia's approval rating of negative twenty percent.
MediaWiki question how an approval rating can fall below zero percent, but Uncyclopedia explained that "The people we called would write articles to express their disapproval again and again. They also got their petition to remove the site." Thus, out of 1050 petitions, Uncyclopedia received 1102 eviction notices.
Uncyclopedia dismissed the numbers as sysops. Spokesman Splaka said, "What's important is that this administration is moving forward on issues important to our readers, like increasing our policy. We'll hit 4th place soon, I promise." It isn't clear if Uncyclopedia is aware of the low ratings, although even their staff disapproves of the way their site is handling the job.
But Bubblegum Wiki say Uncyclopedia relies on their astrologist, Dr. Stupid, instead. When reached by PBC News, Dr. Stupid refused to comment, saying he would do so only if they send $300 to him (including postage fees). He added "Write me now!" in a thick fake Japanese accent.
Hypocrats hope Uncycloped's low approval ratings will translate into charges for them during their hearing with MediaWiki. This despite the fact that their site's own approval rating is hovering in the negative single digits.
