Pyroshi
From Yb Timeline
"Going? THAT'S AN INSULT!"
-Pyroshi, on insanity
| Pyroshi | |
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| image of character | |
| Facts | |
| Species | Dino Fawful |
| Age | 16 |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Yoshi's Island |
| Height | 1.053 m |
| Weight | 50.37 kg |
| Theme | Fire Wario |
| Appearances | |
Pyroshi is a Yoshi named Pyroshi. He shoots fire and doesn't afraid of anything. He is the intellectual property of SZM and more or less his first character.
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Bio
From The Super Character Thread
Your average crazy wacky Yoshi. He sort of matured a little bit over the past couple years but not much. Favorite food is pie because it shares a syllable with him. His main attacks are random fire attacks and shooting himself at stuff as an egg. He has a crush on some old character I never use and is best friends with most of the YBs that aren't why so serious.
History
Birth and Childhood
A red Yoshi egg was found in Yoshi Village one day, and POW! Pyro was born. He ran around mastering the art of Pastrycraft for most of his childhood before realizing he just liked eating them. He then pursued his dreams and left the island at age 12. No one really cared enough to stop him. Due to an utter disrespect for the spacetime continuum, Pyro later kidnapped his infantile self, resulting in Baby Pyro at least occasionally existing in the present.
Pyro's Adventure
Pyro's dreams were quickly shattered as he realized he had absolutely no motivation, and he decided to live in Little Fungitown for a while. After a few months, Bowser attacked and burnt down his house. He awoke to SGM, who had apparantly been flying by and decided to rescue him. Pyro, seeking revenge, found the Mario Brothers and asked them to hunt down Bowser. As they were on vacation, Mario made up some excuse and told Pyro to go away. And away he went. Through a variety of wacky environments, Pyro spanned comics and fanfics and everything inbetween (a flash choose-your-own-adventure) until he finally gathered all of the Gemerald Stars. THE REST HASN'T HAPPENED YET GO AWAY I'M NOT LAZY
Pyro's Adventure: Back 2 the Future
Complex, complex times occured near the end of Pyro's Adventure. Not yet.
The Yoshi Bodyguards
Despite being one of the first Yoshi Bodyguards ever, Pyro hardly ever did anything besides lounge around and complain that he was bored. On the few times he did tag along on adventures, most of the time he didn't actually do anything significant. The two significant things he did do was to Team Attack with Meta Top to kill Kamek or something in a future that was conveniently destroyed and go along in the super Link's Awakening adventure. For a very short time he was in charge of the YB. No records of these weeks have been kept, but the phrase "Clone Dance-Off" seems to be related to them.
to be edited into that paragraph moreo r less later:
After Pyro ran around doing nothing of any real importance, significance, or logic, a strange, dark mist began infecting creatures that attacked the yB HQ. One of these attacks involved koopatrols capturing Top and bringing him to a floating castle. The YB followed and encountered a brown batamon wearing a mask they knew as Meta Top. Inside the castle they found Top and Bowser's father, Morton Koopa Sr., whom they had thought dead several months earlier.
In the ensuing fight, Meta Top's sword broke a machine in the room and everyone was teleported away. They arrived at a dark, barren wasteland with ruin all around, and Meta Top told them it was the future. They fled the open area as an army of armored koopatrols marched at them. They arrived at Vanilla Dome, where the last line of defense against Morton's dark rule of the future resided, whereas most of the planet was possessed by the dark mist. Of these resisters was a blue-gray yoshi named Mysteria strongly hinted to be the daughter of Pyro and Aqua, as well as an adult Pyruni who could talk.
They planned to sneak into Morton's castle and use his time machine to send them back in time and stop Morton before he enslaved Star World. They snuck into his castle but were attacked by his high-ranked minions. They were able to reach the time machine and make it back to the past, after which they located Morton Koopa Sr. in the present--on a meteor in the Zornell Sector. They went out there to destroy him before the future happened, learning in the process he was undead; a final assault destroyed Morton's spirit once and for all.
Later the YB received a message from their current and future leaders, Anubis and Asmodeus III, who were trapped on Koholint Isle on Hylia. Pyro was asleep during the announcement, but Aqua woke up him and they hurried after them. They arrive on the planet, learn how to reach Koholint, and sail on a wooden ship to the island. Along the way they're caught in a storm and thrown overboard; they landed on Koholint and met up with Az and Anubis. They're told to find eight instruments so that they can leave the island, but a coyote named Mermus appears trying to gather them first.
Later Mermus attacks a village, and when the YBs arrive to stop him they find he is being helped with versions of the YBs from an opposite universe. Anubis then returned after disappearing for a time, bearing the last six instruments; Pyro got neither an electric fish guitar nor a kazoo. They then traveled up the mountain and encountered their opposite-counterparts again, and Pyro and Aqua fought Pryo and Araquai, beating them and escaping back to the real world.
The Pyro Cruiser
At some time during his mass boredom, he flew around on the Pyro Cruiser wasting time. A few zany adventures were the haps, but nothing really resulted from them besides character development.
Post-YB to Current
Pyro, along with most everyone else, disbanded in early 2008. He realized he forgot to ever actually get a house, so he, Aqua, and Gale decided to live in the recently refurbished Pyro Cruiser. They flew around being lazy for quite a while until the Metal Army attacked Star World. For the first few days, they just tried to avoid trouble and shot down any stray ships. Until... IN PROCESS
Discrepancies
Pyruni
Pyro used to have a Puni named Pyruni. I quit thinking Punis were kawaii desu and he mysteriously disappeared.
Spark
Pyro also used to have a rival named Spark. He died due to not being remotely interesting.
Non-Canon Appearances
Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy
Pyro joined Team Stawwight Hewoes or whatever, which pretty much immediately disbanded. He just sort of sat around doing nothing after that.
TRTDAHAN (Top's RP That Doesn't Actually Have a Name)
This hasn't actually happened yet ^^;
The 1576 Kingdom Novel
Pyro is a pretty much main character in this. I should quit being a jerk and actually comment on it sometimes.
Spongic Heroes
- Main Article: Spongic Heroes
Oh dear. Pyro was the flight character of Team Sponge.
Personal Information
Personality
Pyro is mostly a wacky wacky guy, but on rare occasions (when people would yell at him if he didn't) he can be serious. He values pie i mean his friends more than anything, and would never let anyone else eat them.
Abilities
As a Yoshi, Pyro eats things and lays eggs and ground pounds and all the what have you. He can also spit fire in a variety of fancy ways, and can hide inside his egg, which serves as a durable shield. While inside his egg he can use Egg Roll as well as charge up for Egg Shot, one of his favorite moves. Because I kind of made up the name, Egg Shot is what happens when you eat a tulip in Yoshi's Story. For those who have not played this undeniably legitimate game, basically the yoshi hides in its egg, crumples down and makes an annoying HRRRR noise and then shoots away at high velocities.
Final Smash: FireRed Pyro
Long kept a secret for no real reason, Pyro's Final Smash is FireRed Pyro. It can be activated when Pyro has all 7 Gemerald Stars or another suitable source of energy (such as a Smash Ball). In this form, Pyro is on fire and has considerably upgraded fire powers, as well as large flaming wings.
Family
Nope ;_;
Items
Gemerald Stars
- Main Article: Gemerald Stars
Pyro's prized possessions are the Gemerald Stars. He loses them kind of frequently but still does a better job than Knuckles.
Pyro Cruiser
- Main Article: Pyro Cruiser
THIS IS NOT AN ITEM. The Pyro Cruiser is Pyro's Battleship. Go read its article.
Kirbification Ray
A keepsake from Chapter 5 of Pyro's Adventure, the Kirbification ray can turn anything into a kirby, and thanks to Gale, back. It is not known what happens if it shoots at a kirby. At one point, it was "modified" by a bunch of bugs into a shrink ray.
Residence
The Pyro Cruiser.
Interactions with other Characters
Top
Top and Pyro are pretty grat friends, probably because neither of them can be serious and because Top doesn't realize Pyro is kind of an egomaniac.
Danny
Pyro considers Danny a fairly close friend, and acts like a jerk to him like he does everyone else. The feeling is most likely not reciprocated.
Trivia
- Pyro was once named "Smokey Joe", a reference to Smokey the Bear.
- That last piece of trivia is a lie
- Like cake
- ^fun fact, that makes me want to punch you in the face
- Contrary to popular belief, this character is not part of the Team Fortress 2 line-up and is instead a Yoshi recolor made up by an 11 year old boy who thought "Pyroshi" was a funny pun name.
