The Zoo/"Where the fuck is my cock?"
From Create Your Own Story
The fox looks down at your crotch and cocks his head to one side. "Oh! I thought you were female. It's been months since they gave us a female."
"Well, I'm not a female," you say. "I'm a guy and this morning I had a big cock, and now it's missing and I'm a little pissed!"
"It's not missing," drawls a deep, gravely voice with a Texas accent. You turn to see a massive grizzly bear leaning back against the stone wall, his arms bulging with muscles under his thick brown fur as he crosses his them over his chest. "It's inside you."
"How do you know?" you ask.
He scratches the side of his face with his long, sharp claws as he regards you with his dark brown eyes. "We had a lizard feller in here when I first arrived," he says. "He had his junk on the inside, too."
