Let's Burn Down a Castle- booogooooze

From Create Your Own Story

You tear off a bit off wallpaper using your gardening tool, leaving a dirty, cabbagey residue.

You've just inflicted $34 of property damage!

Only a few of your fellow mobsmen continue to destroy the room. The debris of paintings, tables, flowers, knickknacks, brik-a-brak, Meridian vases, corpses, and other such objects is scattered over the wooden floor. Through the left door, you hear speech and the clanking of metal. Upstairs, there is the clamor of a struggle. You cannot detect any noise from the right door.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg, charred ½ thumb Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, bottle of absinthe

Property Damage Inflicted $3147
Blood 10.5 pints
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