Let's Burn Down a Castle- boooboobooze

From Create Your Own Story

You drop your trusty pants and take a much-needed piss upon a deceased butler of the Count. A candlestick is still clasped tightly in his hand, bloodied from at least one of the bodies of slain townspeople laying nearby.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg, charred ½ thumb Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, bottle of absinthe

Property Damage Inflicted $3147
Blood 10.5 pints
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