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Mallard, with its name spelled wrong.

Gosalyn Mallard is the only duck in the Logan Family. The rest are relatives of Trunkle. He was the last remaining member of the Logan Dynasty. He attacked the wiki, but was caught by Sir Grodus. Later, he tried to call in some reinforcements, but Plumber stopped him and destroyed his communications forever. He lived in the Spam Vault, cursed to live there forever. The Penguin recently broke him out to do a new scheme, however. He was captured again and placed in Mario Wiki Penitentiary but was transferred to MurzTech Inc.'s asylum/laboratory for experimenting. He was once SnackServ's roommate, and helped SnackServ with a plan to take over the world. However, some users spoiled their plans by trying to eat them both.