Squidward Tentacles
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Squidward Tentacles (Also known as Penis Nose) is a world famous squid. He is a murderer, recently killing Spongebob and Patrick.
[edit] Killing Spree
Spongebob raped him by accident and that angered him. Squidward plotted revenge and killed the bastard sponge and his friend Patrick. He destroyed most of Bikini Bottom population with a single knife and was ready to move to Earth. Next, he planned to kill Darth Maul, who had mocked him greatly and angered him. Squidward succeeded. His next target was Perry the Platypus, because he simply didn't like australian creatures. Before he could kill Perry, (Who was hiding out in Mordor) Squidward was hunted down by Rainbow Dash and beaten until surrendering. He was sent to Ponyville High Security Prison, where he spends the rest of his days.
