Perry the Platypus

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Perry the Platypus (Or agent P) is a blue(?) Platypus who is a secret agent. (Psst! Don't tell anyone) He is well known for his cold blooded murder of Ferb and the rape of Barack Obama.

[edit] Near Death Experience

Quite recently, Perry was being hunted by Squidward Tentacles who was really pissed off. Perry was in hiding, but Squidward knew who he was. Rainbow Dash told Perry of this and went off to arrest Sqidward.

[edit] Retirement

Perry soon retired from the Agent Business to settle down in Nepal for the rest of his days. Nobody knows what kind of guy even hires a Platypus as his agent.

[edit] Trivia

• Perry tried to kill Rainbow Dash countless times before she saved his life.
• Perry was good friends with Dog the Bounty Hunter